Thursday, October 15, 2026

The 100 Chapter 15: 70 & 69

 

Who doesn't love a list?

I devour the BFI Best Films of All Time list whenever they deem it necessary to revise and (invariably) disagree with most of the findings, but I still get a kick out of browsing. Same with Rolling Stone's inane Best 100 Albums (how does Sgt. Pepper drop from #1 to #24 in the latest incarnation?); the anger I feel subsides when I see they've put a couple of Aerosmith albums on the list! We all disagree with that number one but we keep right on scrolling through each choice.

This project, which has been percolating for quite a while, originated from the constant back and forth "good natured bickering" between John Scoleri and myself. John invariably loves everything and I hate it all (for more of the discourse, I advise one and all to pick up a copy of bare•bones print magazine and read our debates about streaming and movie theaters to get a taste). I began to think it would be fun to compose a Favorite (as opposed to Best) 100 and compare our selections. Making it even more tantalizing, I managed to talk the third head of Ghidorah, Jack Seabrook, into participating. This could be interesting, since John's never seen a movie the two Georges (Romero and Lucas) didn't have a hand in, and Jack usually favors the flicks that have words at the bottom of the screen (dis-moi que j'ai tort, Jack!). I, on the other hand, can't wait to educate these two gentlemen as to what constitutes good cinema.

Every Thursday, we'll count down our picks two at a time. We're hoping this will generate discourse outside of our trio. Let us know just how crazy we are. This is going to be fun!—Peter




Red River (1948)
Starring: John Wayne, Montgomery Clift, Walter Brennan
Directed by Howard Hawks


"Y'know, there are only two things more beautiful than a good gun... a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere... you ever have a good Swiss watch?"

John Wayne's Tom Dunson is flat broke after putting everything he had into his cattle. Now, the only thing that might save him is a cattle drive from Texas to Missouri through treacherous terrain. The longer the drive drags on, the more estranged his adopted son, Matt (Clift) and the rest of the cowboys become from the single-minded Dunson. Eventually, "father" and "son" collide and Matt leaves the old man behind and takes control of the herd. Dunson swears he'll track the young buck down and put a bullet in him. Mutiny on the Bounty out west.

Well, it never quite gets to that point. In fact, the cop-out Hollywood climax is just about the only flaw in this classic western, the first to really exhibit Wayne's acting prowess (it's this film, supposedly, that convinced John Ford that Wayne was ready to play Ethan Edwards) and Montgomery Clift's film debut. Both actors are stunning. According to Peter Bogdanovich, director Hawks was concerned that Clift would go overboard with his method acting (for comparisons of what could have gone wrong, see Paul Newman in The Left Handed Gun) so he told the actor to concentrate on Wayne. Hawks makes several turns away from the norm, chief among them the fact that Matt and fellow gunslinger Cherry develop a friendship rather than settle for the obligatory showdown on the streets of Abilene.

As far as Wayne goes, Red River, to me, is his second greatest role, one I don't think any other actor could have pulled off so effectively. My maternal grandfather was a very important person in my life and his favorite actor was John Wayne so whenever we were at my grandparents' house and a John Wayne flick was on, I'd grab a seat. That's probably how I saw this one for the first time. Wayne could be divisive thanks to his personal views on politics and race but, as a movie star, he had few peers.—Peter


Remarks from the Gallery:

Jack: Red River is certainly a great movie. I haven't seen it in so long that I didn't think to include it on my list, but it sure could have been there. I don't agree with the Duke's politics but I love his movies. If I didn't watch movies where the star's politics didn't align with mine, how could I enjoy all those great Clint Eastwood flicks?

John: Also on my list of unseen John Waynes.


The Grapes of Wrath (1940)
Starring: Henry Fonda, Jane Darwell, John Carradine
Directed by John Ford

"I'll be all around in the dark—I'll be everywhere. Wherever you can look—wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there."

Released from prison during the Great Depression, Tom Joad returns to his family in Oklahoma, only to find that they have been thrown off their land and must pack up the truck and move to California. The trip along Route 66 is harrowing and, when they arrive in the Golden State, it doesn't seem so golden—they are but a few of the desperate folks taken advantage of by the big farmers. Things only get tougher for Tom and the Joads.

I read John Steinbeck's novel, The Grapes of Wrath, in my late teens or early twenties and was immediately hooked. Over the course of the next few years, I read nearly everything Steinbeck ever wrote. But The Grapes of Wrath remains my favorite, and one of my favorite novels of all time.

I don't recall when I first saw the movie, but it's a classic, with gorgeous black and white cinematography by Gregg Toland and a terrific cast, led by Henry Fonda as Tom and Jane Darwell as Ma Joad, his mother. John Carradine plays Casy, a preacher who has lost his faith and who gets involved in organizing workers, only to meet a bad end. The rest of the cast is equally great, from John Qualen down to a young Darryl Hickman.

John Ford directs this powerful film, which shows on screen how bad things can get when the government fails to rein in the captains of industry. As I watched, I lamented the lack of serious, popular movies being released today; the only one I could think of in recent years to tackle social justice themes like this was One Battle After Another. I prefer the old films, which value storytelling and acting over curse words and graphic sex and violence.—Jack


Remarks from the Gallery:

Peter: I was forced to watch The Grapes of Wrath in 8th grade English and loved it. This one still packs a hell of a wallop. Henry Fonda seemingly could do no wrong.

John: Haven't seen Grapes of Wrath, haven't read Grapes of Wrath, so nothing more to add there. But I do take umbrage at the claim that contemporary films don't value storytelling and acting, and are only about sex and violence. I can only imagine such a claim coming from someone who avoids watching contemporary films, or somehow only manages to see bad ones. I personally would never discount a film with a good story and great acting just because it happens to contain sex and violence. And I also don't assume a film with sex and violence can't have a good story or great acting. I love a lot of old films, and would never allow the occasional bad one to besmirch my opinion of all the rest. I'll just leave my soapbox here in case I need it later.



Poltergeist (1982) 
Starring: Craig T. Nelson, JoBeth Williams, Heather O'Rourke
Directed by Tobe Hooper

"They're here."

Another classic from the amazing moviegoing year of 1982. A wonderful Jerry Goldsmith score, a fine cast (including the always entertaining, underrated James Karen), and some grand visual effects make this an extremely rewatchable film. 


Sure, it's a Spielberg production, so his sense of wonder is ever-present, but it does a disservice to the great Tobe Hooper to attempt to diminish his role in the making of the film. It has several great moments of terror, including everyone's favorite clown, and the ultimate "maggot ridden midnight snack" scene. And all because they just moved the tombstones... If you want to get upset about anything, the claims of it robbing its key plot point from Richard Matheson's Twilight Zone episode, "Little Girl Lost," are valid.—John


Remarks from the Gallery:

Peter: Yeah, this is a good one. It sure feels like Steve got behind the camera for a few of those shots. Lots of bright lights and people looking off at something incredible. Lots of kids doing kid things. Name me another Tobe Hooper flick that felt anywhere near this. But that's neither here nor there; Poltergeist is still a lot of fun. Maybe not Top 100 worthy but a good watch anyways.

Jack: I remember seeing this when it came out. It was fun. I probably watched it on VHS after that but I haven't seen it in ages.




Casino Royale (2006) 
Starring: Daniel Craig, Mads Mikkelsen, Judi Dench
Directed by Martin Campbell

"Bond... this may be too much for a blunt instrument to understand, but arrogance and self-awareness seldom go hand in hand."


I was one of those who questioned the casting of Daniel Craig. Guy just didn't have that look, y'know. Never mind that all the guys previously had the look and were making dogs. Well, there were a couple of decent Bond flicks post-Connery (On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Goldeneye and th-th-that's all, folks) but I couldn't tell you how many times I walked out of the theater after watching the latest one (and I kept going to see them! what was wrong with me?) thinking, "What the hell was the plot again?" and, "Wouldn't it be great if they'd find a writer who took this seriously?"

Anyway, like the lemming I was, I saw Casino Royale on opening weekend and loved it. Went back and saw it the following week. I loved Connery but I never believed he would kill a guy in cold blood. He got all the girls and always escaped the fancy gizmos the bad guys aimed at him but he was a good looking, well-mannered British spy. Craig is exactly how M describes him: deranged. Maybe psychotic. He sure looks like he's having a good time with his first kill in the men's room scene that opens Casino. He looks and acts like a dangerous killing machine.

In addition to Craig, there are a lot of other plusses: Mads Mikkelsen's Le Chiffre is a great villain, sinister but vulnerable. How about the fact that Le Chiffre doesn't even die by Bond's hands? There's no protracted chase up a snowy mountain or flight into a volcano. He's shot in the head by another bad guy! Vesper (Eva Green) is one of the best of the "Bond Girls" but adds so much more to the plot than eye candy. She dies in a really nasty way but her influence lives on; it could be argued that the Craig-starring films that follow evolve around Bond's obsession with Vesper. The card game scenes are riveting and unpredictable. 

The best is saved for last. The new 007, standing over who will become his latest kill, dressed to the nines, uttering those famous words and eliciting goosebumps from all who hear them: "Bond, James Bond." Cue the theme.—Peter


Remarks from the Gallery:

Jack: I liked this movie a lot when it came out and I may have even watched it again on DVD. The Craig series of Bond films was odd in that one and three were great and the rest were awful. The last one was so bad that it soured me on the whole series. I still prefer Roger Moore.

John: My first Bond was For Your Eyes Only, and based on that, I would have been happy to call it my last. But a friend was a fan, so I got to experience Octopussy in the theater as well. And it didn't change my opinion. If Roger Moore had anything to offer, it was long gone by then, and it soured me on the franchise for years. I think my next Bond was Goldeneye, and I didn't even dip into the Connery films until the early 2000s, when I decided to give the entire series a watch. I stalled out in the Moores, I'm sure to no one's surprise. Well, maybe Jack's. So, when Casino Royale landed, I didn't have any issues with Craig in the role. And I thought he was great. The film was gritty and lacked the silly gadgets and gizmos (and his run did a good job with that until it reached its fourth installment, the low point in an otherwise spectacular series). I just caught CR again on the big screen on James Bond day, and loved it just as much as I did the first time. Eva Green, Mads Mikkelsen, Judy Dench, Jeffrey Wright, and Giancarlo Giannini are all fabulous in it. Seeing it has inspired me to revisit the Craig series one more time, even the dip in quality that Spectre brings, right through the epic conclusion of No Time To Die, which I assume my not carrying decades of Bond baggage allowed me to enjoy. While none of the Craigs made it into my Top 100, a couple, including this one, were certainly contenders.


Cry-Baby (1990)
Starring: Johnny Depp, Amy Locane
Directed by John Waters

"You've made me the happiest juvenile delinquent in Baltimore!"It’s not easy being a juvenile delinquent in Baltimore in 1954! Cry-Baby hangs out with the Drapes at Turkey Point but falls in love with Allison, a pretty girl who hangs out with the Squares at the R.S.V.P. Charm School. Allison is drawn to the handsome biker but her Square boyfriend and her prim and proper aunt stand in the way. Will these two star crossed lovers be able to find happiness together?

I had to include a John Waters film in my Top 100 and Cry-Baby is my favorite. It had me from the first scene, where all the teenagers are lined up in the school gym to get vaccinated. The cast is a riot—Johnny Depp was born to play Cry-Baby and Amy Locane is perfect as Allison. But it’s the rest of the cast members who really crack me up, from Traci Lords as one of the Drapes to Patty Hearst (yes, that Patty Hearst) as her mother!

What really makes the movie work are the musical numbers, where Waters contrasts the cool, rockabilly style of the Drapes with the corny, Doo Wop style of the Squares. It’s clear that Waters loves the time period and the look; it’s as if he sat down and made a list of everything he could think of that typified the mid-fifties and then found a way to get it all into the movie. It’s a love letter to mid-century Baltimore and a satire at the same time.

I saw this in a theater when it came out and it always stuck with me. I just watched it again and guffawed my way through it. One highlight is when Cry-Baby tells Allison about his late father, the Alphabet Bomber, who blew up places in alphabetical order—the airport, the barber shop, the car wash, the drug store… Oh, and the bass player in Cry-Baby’s band is reading an early issue of Tales to Astonish in one scene, despite the fact that that comic wouldn’t be published for another six or seven years! All is forgiven. We all know that only the mentally deficient read comic books and they lead to juvenile delinquency!—Jack


Remarks from the Gallery:

Peter: I don't think I've ever seen a John Waters flick. The sheer eighties-ishness of this would have screamed "Stay away!"

John: I seem to recall seeing A Dirty Shame, because I like Chris Isaak but I've otherwise pretty much avoided the work of John Waters, as it's not my cup of tea (and I think by now I've demonstrated a pretty wide range of tea-drinking). I'm still trying to wrap my head around a John Waters flick showing up on Jack's list!  



Burnt Offerings
(1976) 
Starring: Oliver Reed, Karen Black, Anthony James
Directed by Dan Curtis

"God when it comes alive - tell them, Brother. Tell them what it's like in the summer."

Dan Curtis's crowning achievement and the source of the single most frightening image I have experienced in a film. Absent are the cheesy soap opera elements that often plagued Dark Shadows and low-budget limitations of several of his telefilms. Burnt Offerings features an amazing cast—arguably the best assembly of Curtis's career, delivering my favorite scary haunted house story. I read and enjoyed Robert Marasco's source novel (after having seen the film), but I honestly feel that William F. Nolan improved upon it, particularly the ending. Even composer Robert Cobert rises to the occasion, providing haunting melodies and one of the greatest music box themes to appear in a horror film.

Oliver Reed and Karen Black are great as the married couple hired to be caretakers (along with their son and an aunt, played wonderfully by Bette Davis) of a luxurious home (the Dunsmuir Mansion in Oakland, California, later famous for being Morningside Mortuary in the original Phantasm). Of course, the deal was too good to be true and we soon find out why, as the family begins to fall apart, while the house... well...

Much like Trilogy of Terror, with its indelible image of the Zuni Fetish doll, Burnt Offerings features a similar visual icon that stuck with almost every viewer who saw it, in the form of a chauffeur first introduced in a black and white flashback, played by the late, great, character actor Anthony James. I sang his praises when discussing the Unforgiven, but it was this role that not only seared his image, but also his name, into my memory forever. As an aside, I was so taken by his performance and his ability to send chills up my spine with just a simple smile that I decided, years later, to seek him out, with the intention of interviewing him for the original incarnation of bare•bones (as part of a never fully developed series on pivotal horror influences called "Giving Me The Creeps"). When I came home one day to hear a gentle voice on my answering machine saying, "Hello John... this is Anthony James," I nearly flipped out. I ended up speaking to him for about an hour, having a wonderful time explaining how much his work had impacted me and learning out about his second career as a fine artist. He sent me a signed copy of a book of his paintings, and he arranged for me to get a private pre-opening viewing of a gallery show of his artwork in San Francisco. Sadly, he didn't come to town for that, so we never met in person. Our closing up shop with bare•bones prevented me from finishing the piece, but I will always have fond memories of our brief interaction. And despite his kind and generous demeanor, I still get a little chill whenever I see that smiling chauffeur.—John


Remarks from the Gallery:

Peter: I thought fersure this would be higher on your list. I saw this three or four times at the Almaden Twin (wish I could remember its co-feature at the time) and it creeped me out every time. But then anything with Bette Davis generally creeps me out. The pool scene, in particular, is a highlight.

Jack: I mainly remember this for an old Bette Davis and something to do with a swimming pool. It's been awhile.




Monday, October 12, 2026

Journey Into Strange Tales Issue 197: Atlas/Marvel Science Fiction & Fantasy Comics!

 

The Marvel/Atlas 
Horror Comics
Part 182
June 1961
by Peter Enfantino
and Jack Seabrook


Amazing Adventures #1
Cover by Jack Kirby & Dick Ayers

"Torr" (a: Jack Kirby & Dick Ayers) ★1/2
(r: Strange Tales #175)
"Midnight in the Wax Museum" (a: Steve Ditko) ★★1/2
(r: Strange Tales #175)
"I Am the Fantastic Dr. Droom!" (a: Jack Kirby & Steve Ditko) ★★1/2
(r: Weird Wonder Tales #19) 

Paul Ramsay stands trial for the murder of his best friend, John Carter (not of Mars), but what would push a man to commit a cold-blooded killing such as this? I'm glad you asked... Some months before, Paul and John were two crazy astronomers, making jokes about Orion's Belt (just how tight does that belt have to be?!) and calling up grocers to ask if they had "Prince Albert in a can" when fate steered them down a different country road.

Just as Paul excitedly tells John that a UFO is tracing their signal beam, John wonders aloud if the occupants will be friendly. Too late, the ship lands and out pops "Torr," a hideous, furry, orange behemoth who quickly destroys Paul's rifle and then takes over the earthly form of John, all the better to blend in with the human race. He orders Paul to drive him to the city and, during the drive, Torr maps out his plan of destruction and conquest of Earth. Paul knows he must do something or mankind is doomed, so he grabs a pistol from a nearby cop and blasts Torr/John with a fatal shot.

Of course, this is how Paul ends up on trial. Just as the jury is about to bring back a (surely Guilty!) verdict, John bursts through the doors, much to the surprise of everyone in attendance, and blurts out the climax: Paul's deadly bullet actually killed Torr's "personality" rather than John himself (good trick, that) and the moment Torr died, John was returned to his bullet-riddled body. Paul is free to go and he and John (still leaking blood from the bullet hole) head back to the observatory to see what trouble they can get into next.

The first issue of Atlas's final new science fiction title begins with a wet noodle, a ho-hum, no-action melodrama pieced together with elements of dozens of previous Atlas giant monster tales. The creature design is, to say the least, interesting: orange fish with facial hair and yellow briefs. Even though I fully accept that Torr comes from some distant galaxy and couldn't find anyplace else more interesting, the fact that John survives his gunshot (does the bullet simply disappear and the skin heal?) despite being on a morgue slab for what must be months is a bridge too far. And where is the dead body of Torr? Back in the cave? The logic is Torr-ible.

Dangerous criminal Pierre La Roc picks a wax museum in which to hide out from the law but discovers the wax figures are alive! Brief but effective, thanks mostly to Ditko's choreography, "Midnight in the Wax Museum" makes good use of an old cliche. 

Doctor Anthony Droom is summoned to the Himalayas to care of a sick old man. When he is there, he is told he will not be paid for his services (he's fine with that), he will have to walk across coals (sure, why not?), and he must face the deadly Gorlion (half-gorilla, half-lion, of course) before climbing a suspended rope that leads, finally, to the sick man's room. There, Droom learns that the old man, a lama, is dying and was searching for the perfect candidate to pass his occult skills on to. Droom agrees, receives an Oriental facial and becomes the new lama. Now he will be taught all the skills he needs to fight the evil side of black magic.

"I Am the Fantastic Dr. Droom!" is a landmark story in several ways. It heralds the coming of Marvel's super-hero resurgence (Fantastic Four #1 arrives just five months later) and lays the groundwork for Ditko's Dr. Strange two years later. It's also the first continuing feature in an Atlas sf/fantasy title, appearing five times in Amazing Adventures and then rebooted (as Dr. Druid in order to avoid confusion with that guy from Latveria) by writer Roger Stern for Weird Wonder Tales in 1976. The character also made guest appearances in The Incredible Hulk and Ghost Rider.-Peter


Journey Into Mystery #69
Cover by Jack Kirby & Dick Ayers

"I Was Captured by... Korilla!" (a: Jack Kirby & Dick Ayers) ★
(r: Creatures on the Loose #12)
"The Iron Giant!" (a: Paul Reinman) ★
(r: Kid Colt Outlaw #164) 
"When Darkness Falls!!" (a: Steve Ditko) ★
(r: Where Monsters Dwell #13)

A cabbie picks up a late night fare who demands to be taken to 1446 Elm Street. The driver doesn't like the strangely garbed man's attitude but desperately needs the money, so it's 1446 or bust. Once they get there, the passenger pays his driver and exits the vehicle, but his cape gets stuck in the door and his true identity is revealed: he's a big furry monster!

The thing threatens to kill the cabbie but our hero manages to make his getaway and heads right for the nearest precinct. The Sarge there naturally scoffs at the description of "a big furry monster" but dispatches a couple of his best beat cops to investigate. They return shortly to inform their CO that a masquerade is in process at 1446 Elm Street and the owner of said establishment told the cops that the whole incident was a misunderstanding. The cops tell the cabbie to blow but our protagonist is determined to get to the bottom of the freakish incident.

He heads back to Elm Street, where he is surrounded by two furry monsters and forced into the house where he meets their leader. It's at this point that the driver screams "I Was Captured by... Korilla!" The really big hairy orange monster explains that he was captain of a race of warriors on his home planet, a band of vicious barbarians who held the rest of the population as slaves. But the imminent threat of revolution had the warriors thinking they might need another planet to conquer and live on. That would be Earth!

Soon a deadly gas will be released into Earth's atmosphere and all living humans will no longer be... living. The cabbie sees an open back door and escapes, but first he turns the tables on his captors. He manages to beam a message to Korilla's world, informing the Great Poohbah that the invasion has been a failure. Korilla's commander is so mad that he sends a gas to Earth that is deadly only to Korilla and his crew. The cabbie saves mankind!

Terrible giant monster tale in both planning and execution. The creature designs are lame (Korilla's arm is bigger than the rest of his body!) and Korilla and the boys waste a lot of valuable time telling our hero all about their origin instead of just straight up killing the pesky human. Three hairy stooges. Oddly enough, there's no panel of Earth with word balloons this time out. I kinda missed it.

Crazy ol' Ben Perkins talks to his locomotive--why, he's even named her "Annie!" One day, a band of thieves board the train and steal the loot it carries. Before they leave, they grab ol' Ben and shoot up the train. Ornery cusses. Well, they get off into the night and dump poor ol' Ben in the middle of Injun territory because "dead men tell no tales!" But before they can cover much ground, the pack of them are chased by... you guessed it, "The Iron Giant!" Why, dagnab it if Annie ain't run off her rails and is dead set on runnin' down the dirty hombres that stole her engineer. Hours later, the sheriff rounds up the exhausted thieves (no one dies in a 1960s Atlas comic) and slaps the cuffs on 'em. The West is safe once more. The only thing that makes this one stand out, obviously, is the rare western backdrop. When it came time for reprinting, Roy opted to dump this snoozer into Kid Colt Outlaw!

Last up in this truly abysmal issue is "When Darkness Falls!," wherein a man swears he sees the mannikins in a department store moving around. The "twist" is that our protagonist is also a dummy. Slap this issue in mylar and never look back.-Peter


Strange Tales #85
Cover by Jack Kirby & Dick Ayers

"The Return of Gargantus!" (a: Jack Kirby & Dick Ayers) ★1/2
"The Man Who Fell!" (a: Paul Reinman) ★★
(r: Where Monsters Dwell #25)
"The Ape Man" (a: Steve Ditko) ★★
(r: Where Monsters Dwell #24)

Because the readers of Journey Into Strange Tales demanded it! "The Return of Gargantus!" Years after Gargantus was seemingly defeated by the thin air found on the surface world, little Billy (the co-star of "What? What? What the Hell is Gigantus/Gargantus?" has grown up, his pop has died and he's refused to turn the famed bathysphere over to science for study. Billy knows that if men of science get hold of Dad's startling creation, they'll want to explore the nether regions of the sea.

Just as Billy is remembering everything that happened to him all those years ago, his wife Anne returns from Wal-Mart with the groceries in tears (Anne is in tears, not the groceries); a group of Science Wives had met her in the Frozen Tater Tot section and told her of their mates' new invention: a submarine that can dive even deeper than Billy's dad's. The wives are so proud of their four-eyed he-men, but Anne can only stutter out excuses for her limp-wristed Bill. For his part, Bill completely ignores his wife's shame and concentrates on the startling news about the streamlined sub. He must stop the dive at all costs.

When Bill gets to the harbor, the trio of stud scientists scoff at his protests. "Go back home and drop a line in your goldfish bowl, ya wimp!" cries Professor Frank, with a Marlboro hanging from his mustached lips, and the vehicle enters the water. Sure enough, less than five minutes later, the trio are whining about the giant monster on their tail and Bill is sprinting home to wipe the dust off his dad's pride and joy. Bill drops down and sees a horrifying sight: Gargantus has the sub in his giant paws and is about to crush it like a soda can. 

Just as it looks like it's curtains for the taunting trio, Gargantus recognizes Bill's diving bell and gives chase. Bill barely makes it out of the sea ball before his old nemesis breaks water and towers above the frightened man, telling him that since Bill's dad has shuffled off this mortal coil, it's up to Bill to tell mankind they are doomed. Bill refuses and heads for cover; the monster, unable to find his prey, heads into the city to make some noise (no humans are harmed, I assure you). While the city is being torn to shreds, Bill gets to work on modifying his pop's bathysphere. 

His work done, Bill confronts Gargantus while he's about to lay waste to the entire US militia and issues a challenge to the giant behemoth: meet me in the ocean at noon or Bill will spread the word that Gargantus is a big chicken. The big orange galoot accepts and the next day, the two face off. Unknown to the sea creature, Bill has electrified the bathysphere and, because the further down you go, the more magnified the current becomes, Gargantus is fried to a crisp. The world is safe once more. Everyone except Anne apologizes for calling Bill a wuss.

It's tough to come up with reasons to read these things since just about every story is the same but, for me, the highlight has to be Anne coming home from the store to tell Bill he's a coward (you thought I made that part up, didn't you?) and then completely disappearing from the story. You'd like to think that after she dressed him down, she filed for divorce and took up with Robert Oppenheimer. 

Hans, the mayor of a small European village, has the hots for fortune teller Katrina and will do anything to win her love. Katrina wants nothing to do with Hans but accepts his wager that if she tells his fortune and it comes true, he'll leave her alone. The oracle predicts that Hans will be "injured by a fall." Hans heads home and instructs his butler to tie him up in the basement so there's no way he can fall. The butler gone, Hans settles in for an uncomfortable evening with images of Katrina dancing in his head. Then the chandelier falls on him. I have to admit to a soft spot for "The Man Who Fell," which I can recall reading one lazy summer day in 1973 in the pages of Where Monsters Dwell. The twist is pretty clever but the art is sub-par.

Last up is Steve Ditko's "The Ape Man!" Salty Gruner is convicted of being a commie (the only way you get tossed in the clink in the Atlas Universe) and sentenced to spend the rest of his days in a prison on Lost Island. The guards warn Salty and his comrades that the island is surrounded by a shark-filled sea and the jungle contains the legendary Ape Man. Not one to believe in old wives' tales, Salty escapes into the jungle with an eye to building a raft and sailing to New Jersey but quickly comes face to hairy mug with the titular beast. The gorilla politely informs Salty that he was once a human being and ran afoul of a native witch doctor who cursed him to prowl the jungle until another poor soul could take his place. Before he knows it, Salty has lost his prison uni and grown quite a bit of hair, cursed to wander the foul jungles of Lost Island forever. The last time we saw this "twist," I think it was attached to a genie. Still, Steve ignores the idiocy of the script and gives his all and we are the better for it.-Peter




Tales of Suspense #18
Cover by Jack Kirby & Dick Ayers

"Kraa the Unhuman!" (a: Jack Kirby & Dick Ayers) ★★
(r: Where Monsters Dwell #15)
"The Mysterious Mr. P!" (a: Don Heck) ★1/2
"Enter.... the Robot!" (a: Steve Ditko) ★1/2
(r: Monsters on the Prowl #20)

A geography teacher decides to liven up his dull existence by spending his summer break on a trip to Africa, where he will investigate the Wabuzi tribe and the strange statues they've started making. He manages to hire a guide to take him into the jungle, but after the guide robs him and abandons him, the teacher goes on alone, determined to find the Wabuzi. As he gets closer, he sees larger and larger statues of a grotesque figure until he finally reaches the village.

The natives worship "Kraa the Unhuman!" and, though the teacher at first thinks it's a giant statue, the creature is alive and captures him without much effort. "Kraa!" tells the teacher he'll grant one last request before slaying him, so the teacher asks Kraa to tell his origin story. The giant explains that, months ago, stinkin commies parachuted into the jungle, planning to use it for illegal nuclear testing. At that time, Kraa was a regular Wabuzi tribesman. He fell into a hunter's trap and was exposed to radiation from the nuclear testing!

Kraa grew into a big, orange monster and soon found himself the object of worship of the other members of the tribe, who did not recognize him as one of their own. He didn't mind being worshipped and liked when they made statues of him. Kraa decided that, when he stopped growing, he'd attack the civilized world to punish it for what it had done to him. The teacher feels sorry for Kraa and rubs ointment on his back to help soothe the pain from radiation burns. Kraa is surprised by the man's kindness and saves him from being crushed by a giant python, falling off a cliff during the struggle. The teacher returns home, where his students are amazed to see a newspaper report showing that the Wabuzi have carved a new idol in the teacher's image!

Whenever a giant creature falls off a cliff and we don't see its dead body, you can be sure he'll return in a future issue, supposedly in response to overwhelming reader demand. I fear the same may happen with Kraa. As I read the story, I was expecting him to be a visitor from outer space, but instead he's a victim of an atomic blast, the Atlas explanation for grotesque changes to the human form. Kraa isn't particularly interesting to look at, but the fact that he's a former tribesman makes it credible that he's not bad, just misunderstood. This story features one panel showing the Earth as seen from space and one floating heads panel. Had it been a year earlier, the teacher's last request might have been to gain the power to knock over a bank.

Who is "The Mysterious Mr. P!"? Teenaged girls hang around the stage doors at theaters where he plays his clarinet, hoping for his autograph. He came out of nowhere one day and quickly rose to the top of the charts. One day, some stinkin' commies show up and offer big bucks if Mr. P will give a tour in their country. He goes along and they lock him in a dungeon, where they insist that he tell the world that he just loves dictatorships. Instead, he starts playing his clarinet and all the commies can't help but follow him out the window and into the clouds, because he's the Pied Piper!

I had to wonder why the teens of 1961 would be so excited about a clarinet player whose music was probably at least a decade behind the times. It didn't take me long to identify "Mr. P" as the Pied Piper. Thanks goodness he's saving the world for democracy.

Max Garr is an obnoxious foreman in a coal mine who is not happy when the boss tells him, "Enter.... the Robot!" The mechanical man will work in the mines but Max doesn't want to lose his job, so he leads the machine down into a shaft and fiddles around with its wiring so it stops working. When Max is trapped in a cave-in with the robot, he's dismayed to learn its purpose is to tunnel for safety--but because Max wrecked its wiring, now it won't work!

Ditko does a nice job with the shadowy world of the mine, but that's about it in this story where nothing that happens is a surprise.-Jack


Tales to Astonish #20
Cover by Jack Kirby

"What Was 'X' the Thing That Lived!"
(a: Jack Kirby & Dick Ayers) ★1/2
(r: Fear #2)
"One-Way Journey!" (a: Steve Ditko) ★★
(r: Fear #2)

Comic book writer Charles Bentley pens a story about a giant sea serpent attacking a ship and being destroyed by an atomic warhead. After the story is published (in Tales to Astonish), representatives from Naval Intelligence demand to know how Bentley learned of the true incident! He convinces them that he made it up and they leave.

His next story concerns a radioactive, two-headed demon from outer space. The same thing happens again after publication, when the Air Force informs Bentley that his story depicted true events. Once again, it's chalked up to coincidence.

Bentley wracks his brain for another story and ends up writing about an alien called X who can transform itself into any shape and can't be destroyed. The editor is so happy that he gives the writer a week off and Charles heads for the mountains to go fishing. He gets to the resort and sees on TV that X is on the rampage! It's back to the typewriter to change the ending to one where the creature is defeated. It's published but X keeps on going! Bentley suspects that his typewriter at home is the key, recalling that he bought it at an old antique shop in Europe.

But it's not so easy to get rid of X! The creature confronts the writer, fully aware of his plan, and chases him into the sewers beneath the city. Bentley manages to escape and return to his typewriter, but X follows him to his apartment and prevents him from writing a new ending! Only when Charles throws the typewriter out the window and it smashes on the pavement does X finally disappear.

We've seen these self-reflexive stories before and they're always the same. In "What Was 'X" the Thing That Lived," Kirby gets to draw a few monsters rather than being stuck with just one, but there's never any real sense of danger. The story isn't funny, so we're just left with a bloated, 18-page mess that is a chore to read.

A rich industrialist named Adam Gree wants to live forty years in the future, certain that it will be a Golden Age without war or disease, so he fires all his employees, sells all his businesses, and uses the cash he raises to pay scientists to build him a time machine. He travels to 2001 and finds it just as he predicted, but there's a catch--he's now 90 years old and will die soon!

Ditko's art is the best thing about "One-Way Journey!," yet another time travel story with a twist that falls flat. At least the splash page looks cool.-Jack


Thursday...
They're Heeeeere!


And Next Week...
Get Ready For
Another Marvel Prototype!

Thursday, October 8, 2026

The 100 Chapter 14: 72 & 71

Who doesn't love a list?

I devour the BFI Best Films of All Time list whenever they deem it necessary to revise and (invariably) disagree with most of the findings, but I still get a kick out of browsing. Same with Rolling Stone's inane Best 100 Albums (how does Sgt. Pepper drop from #1 to #24 in the latest incarnation?); the anger I feel subsides when I see they've put a couple of Aerosmith albums on the list! We all disagree with that number one but we keep right on scrolling through each choice.

This project, which has been percolating for quite a while, originated from the constant back and forth "good natured bickering" between John Scoleri and myself. John invariably loves everything and I hate it all (for more of the discourse, I advise one and all to pick up a copy of bare•bones print magazine and read our debates about streaming and movie theaters to get a taste). I began to think it would be fun to compose a Favorite (as opposed to Best) 100 and compare our selections. Making it even more tantalizing, I managed to talk the third head of Ghidorah, Jack Seabrook, into participating. This could be interesting, since John's never seen a movie the two Georges (Romero and Lucas) didn't have a hand in, and Jack usually favors the flicks that have words at the bottom of the screen (dis-moi que j'ai tort, Jack!). I, on the other hand, can't wait to educate these two gentlemen as to what constitutes good cinema.

Every Thursday, we'll count down our picks two at a time. We're hoping this will generate discourse outside of our trio. Let us know just how crazy we are. This is going to be fun!—Peter




Aliens (1986) 
Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Michael Biehn, Paul Reiser
Directed by James Cameron

"We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly."


No, it's not nearly as good as Alien, of course, but this is one riotous, rollicking mindless ride once it shifts into second gear about an hour or so in. James Cameron (the only time you'll hear that name on this list) was coming off the unexpected success of Harlan Ellison's The Terminator and that gave him a bit of pull in Hollywood. He levied that newfound mojo into a higher budget for the floundering Alien II and managed to make his $20 million budget look like $200 million. It's a very easy film to describe to newcomers who might want to take a look: Rambo in Space. I saw this opening night at the Cinema 150 right up the road from where young teen John Scoleri resided.

Some of the dialogue is cringeworthy (Bill Paxton's  overcaffeinated "Dude, let's paaaaaaahty" one-liners, in particular remind you just why the 1980s should be excised from history, yet those bon mots are what most of the knuckleheads remember today) and Ripley's see-saw attitude toward the trip ("There's no way I'll go down on that planet... Okay, I'll go down but I ain't gettin' off the bus... ok, I'm going in") can be confusing, but the action is non-stop and the climactic fight between Ripley and the Queen a dazzler. After this one, the franchise took a header. And, hey, for the first time on the 100, the kid ain't annoying!—Peter


Remarks from the Gallery:

Jack: In my memory, this was one of those sequels that was better than the original, like Spider-Man 2, X-Men 2, Terminator 2, etc. Alien was good but this was supercharged! I haven't seen it in decades, but I have fond memories of it.

John: As far as I'm concerned, Aliens doesn't deserve to be within 100 films of Alien on a list like this (and we'll get to that one in time, but it's going to be a while). I'm honestly shocked that you can somehow forgive all of the '80s excess of this film when you so openly complain about it in so many others. I give Cameron credit for being smart enough to distance himself from the tone of Ridley Scott's far superior original, but I think he must have still been high on Rambo fumes when he sat down to write it. And I'd put it about on par with that one, which is similarly distanced from the much preferred First Blood. And don't even get me started on the ridiculous Queen vs Power Loader set-piece. Thankfully, in 1986 we had films like Highlander to cleanse the palate after disappointments such as this.

 

The Warriors (1979)
Starring: Michael Beck, James Remar
Directed by Walter Hill

"Can You Dig It?"

"Warriors! Come out to play-ay!"

A charismatic figure named Cyrus calls a meeting of representatives from 100 gangs in New York City. Each gang sends nine members to the Bronx, where Cyrus calls for a truce, suggesting that if the gangs all work together, they will wield incredible, city-wide power. Among the gangs in attendance are the Warriors, from Coney Island. Suddenly, a shot rings out from the crowd and Cyrus is killed! The shooter points at the Warriors and accuses them of the assassination. The police arrive and all the gangs scatter! Can the Warriors make it home by subway from the Bronx to Coney Island without being caught by the cops or wiped out by rival gangs?

I must have seen The Warriors on VHS a year or two after it came out. I watched it with my guy friends and loved it from the start. Watching it again this week, I was struck by how accurate the portrait of NYC in the late '70s is. It really was dirty and dangerous, but it had an appeal that is missing in today's high rent, low risk metropolis. What works best about the movie is the rival gangs, each of whom has something unusual in the way they dress or act. Most memorable are the Baseball Furies, who wear baseball uniforms, carry baseball bats, and paint their faces.

I watched the director's cut, in which Hill added transitions from scene to scene that are made to look like comic book pages. Best of all on the disc are interviews with cast and crew, where the costume designer reveals that the idea of painting the Baseball Furies' faces was inspired by Kiss—"they were big at the time." At about an hour and a half, it's not too long and the ending, when the villain clinks beer bottles together and taunts, "Warriors! Come out to play-ay!" is what everyone remembers.—Jack


Remarks from the Gallery:

Peter: A classic (another that just barely missed my list) but no mention of the A+ end credits song by Joe Walsh (remade by Eagles later that year for The Long Run)? This is another of the movies from 1979 that I must have seen twenty times. My favorite scene isn't even a gang fight; it's the nice, tender moment between Swan and Mercy on the subway where the posh kids are giving them the stink-eye. Great little break between skull bashings.

John: While not on my list, I do think this one is a lot of fun. And another great David Patrick Kelly performance! What stands out to me is how a film that should not hold up to scrutiny, in particular given the colorful costuming of each of the different gangs, manages to rise above it. It somehow works and fits in the world Hill created. It feels like New York before it was walled off into a maximum security prison. I personally recommend skipping the director's cut, at least until you've had a chance to experience it as it was initially released. 



The Fog (1980) 
Starring: Hal Holbrook, Adrienne Barbeau, Tom Atkins, Jamie Lee Curtis
Directed by John Carpenter

"At the bottom of the sea lay the Elizabeth Dane, with her crew, their lungs filled with salt water, their eyes open, staring to the darkness."

Another John Carpenter classic, and a great modern day ghost story. The crew of the Elizabeth Dane lay at the bottom of the ocean for 100 years after the founders of Antonio Bay intentionally lit fires to cause their ship to crash. As present day locals prepare to celebrate the town's centennial, a fog returns to Antonio Bay, and there's something in it! The film features one of Carpenter's most haunting scores.

The human cast is fantastic, from Hal Holbrook, Adrienne Barbeau, and Janet Leigh to the many members assembled from Carpenter's stock company: Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Atkins, Charles Cyphers, Nancy Loomis, and Darwin (Napoleon Wilson) Joston! And we can't forget the ghosts, led by makeup effects artist Rob Bottin as captain Blake, who are incredibly creepy with their unforgettable glowing eyes!—John


Remarks from the Gallery:

Peter: Adrienne Barbeau! If you were a male teen in the 1970s, only Farrah boiled your eggs faster. Just watched this recently and, while it won't show up on my 100 List, I still got a kick out of it. You can tell Widow's Bay took a lot of inspiration from The Fog (but that's okay since JC obviously borrowed his atmosphere from EC Comics and maybe a little Fulci). And one more time: Adrienne Barbeau.

Jack: I remember seeing this in a theater when it came out. It was scary and fun. I probably saw it again on VHS way back when but I haven't watched it in 40+ years.




Deliverance (1972) 
Starring: Burt Reynolds, Jon Voight, Ned Beatty
Directed by George McCowan

"Did you ever look out over a lake and think of somethin' buried underneath it? Buried underneath it. Well man, that's just about as buried as you can get."


Four buddies go for a canoe trip on the Cahulawassee River (actually the Chattooga) in Georgia and attract the attention of some unrefined folk along the way. An encounter leads to death by self-defense using a bow and arrow and the boys find themselves stalked by the dead man's kinfolk. The father of so many "rednecks vs. city boys" flicks that it would take me days to list (and to be fair, a few of those were pretty dolgarn good), Deliverance is one harrowing, engrossing thriller. 

The leads (the fourth man is Ronnie Cox from The Car) are all solid. Beatty and Voight always elevate what they're in but if you've never seen Burt Reynolds in anything but his good 'ol boy comedy flicks, you're in for a real treat (although he was equally good in 1974's The Longest Yard). Each man has his own obvious personality trait: Reynolds the macho asshole; Beatty the overweight city boy dismissive of the hill people he comes in contact with; Cox the moral compass; and Voight the buddy who just wants to fit in but doesn't really know why he's come along. By movie's end, these guys all seem to have switched personality traits.

There's a lot to recommend here; some critics pointed to the ecological theme (the end of nature) while others found the photography (by Vilmos Zsigmond) to be the highlight. For me, it's the breakneck pace; there's no time to catch that breath. No sooner do we bury the mountain man than we're back in the canoes, facing the rapids and more unfriendly inbreds. I think the first time I saw Deliverance must have been its TV premiere in 1975. I remember all the kids at school echoing the famous "Squeal like a pig!" line during recess the next day. Voight spotting Burt in the distance, pulling back his bow just before he lets it fly, still raises the hairs on the back of my neck fifty years on.—Peter


Remarks from the Gallery:

Jack: I've seen this more than once but not in a while. I agree it's a great flick. Now that banjo music will be stuck in my head.

John: It's a good film, but not one that compels me to revisit it with any frequency, so not a candidate for my Top 100.


The Road Warrior: Mad Max 2 (1981)
Starring: Mel Gibson
Directed by George Miller

The ayatollah of rock and rollah!"

In the not too distant future, civilization has collapsed and what few people are left fight to the death for oil and gasoline to power their engines. Mad Max Rockatansky, a former policeman whose family was killed, happens upon a makeshift fortress in the Australian Outback where survivors guard a tanker full of gas. He decides to help them fend off attacks by a group of violent lunatics led by someone who calls himself Lord Humongous and this leads to a wild, extended chase, with every sort of vehicle trying to catch and stop Mad Max as he drives the tanker toward a safer area.

I watched this last night and was struck by the humor, the violence, and the sheer propulsion of the long chase that makes up the latter part of the film. I can remember when this came out and Mel Gibson was one of the coolest movie stars on the planet, long before he went off the deep end. George Miller's direction seemed spectacular at the time, though I've long since lost interest in his career. The Australian Outback filming locations sure are bleak, as is the narrative, but there's still enough here to make it an enjoyable watch. The flood of post-apocalyptic films that followed in its wake have dimmed its effect somewhat, but it was groundbreaking at the time.—Jack


Remarks from the Gallery:

Peter: Now this is one of those sequels that is better than the original. This was released during that dynamite summer of 1982, where we got Poltergeist, Rocky III, E.T., Carpenter's The Thing, Blade Runner, and Conan. We'll never see a summer like that again. I think I lived at the Century Theater. Anyway, I loved this one, though not nearly enough to include it on my list. 

John: George Miller is one of a kind, and The Road Warrior is one of those rare handful of films that managed to launch an entirely new genre of copycat films. The look and feel would be emulated for years to come but never matched (though Miller himself has delivered several strong examples in the franchise since). I'll even go on record agreeing that this one surpasses the original (though I'm still a huge fan of Mad Max, particularly with the original Australian dialogue track). 


Highlander
(1986) 
Starring: Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery, Clancy Brown
Directed by Russell Mulcahy

"There can be only one."

Immortals. Sword fighting. Beheadings. And Queen! Highlander was my first exposure to Christopher Lambert who with, the support of the late, great Sean Connery in one of his most entertaining performances, we see him evolve from a clumsy barbarian to an accomplished sword master. And it was also my first exposure to Clancy Brown who, as a result of this film, I would subsequently expect to portray the nastiest of villains whenever he showed up onscreen (and he all too often happily obliged).

Russell Mulcahy took his experience shooting music videos and created a visually stunning adventure. The use of the Queen songs is far more effective than how their music was deployed in Flash Gordon. (Yes, there were the inevitable sequels, as well as a TV series, all of which seem to have  forgotten the whole 'there can be only one' mantra.)—John


Remarks from the Gallery:

Peter: This movie sucks and so does the Queen soundtrack. And you can quote me on that. I think we have Highlander to blame for all the Harlequin bodice rippers of the 1980s. Or is it the other way around? At any rate, all of it should be thrown on a pile and ignited ASAP. I knew there would be some interesting picks made by my pal, John, but this is the first one that made me roll my eyes.

Jack: I've not seen this, but I don't know why. It seems like something I'd enjoy.