After having a knock down drag out fight with his old lady, a young adventurer finds himself stuck on an archaeological dig deep in the jungle. Knowing he'll not see his gal again for two years, our hero resigns himself to finding another squeeze. Fortunately, while wandering through the jungle, he comes across a heretofore unknown temple and the comely maiden who lives there. Little does he know, this babe will help him patch things up with Gloria back home. Obviously, the romance comic titles were all filled that month, so "The Girl Who Fell" was dropped into World of Fantasy #9 instead. The Doxsee art is great but, land sake's alive, it's lucky Dr. Wertham never saw this strip. The young lads in the splash look like they're hanging out at a bathhouse.
Professor Weston is hired by the government to work on a super secret... something, and his lab pals are all envious. Weston gets his own lab, special equipment, gorgeous lab assistants--the point is, no expense has been spared. But just what is the egghead working on? Well, it turns out that aliens from the fourth dimension are itching to get this information as well and they kidnap Weston and threaten him with bodily harm if he doesn't cough up the goods. Weston sighs calmly and rips the mask off one of the aliens. Holy cow! This ain't no alien; it's a stinkin' Commie!!! When did the Reds get so smart? Anyway, Weston wasn't buying the charade in the first place because... ta-da, he's from the fourth dimension, on loan to America to solve their problems. "Spare Me, Please!" indeed!
But then big mouth Muriel tells one of her knitting buddies about the journey and that old hen tells another and another and, very soon, Horace has the Feds knocking at the door. As her brother-in-law is hauled away for questioning, Muriel tells her husband they must go to the future and bring back some proof that Horace is telling the truth. What they find will change the lives of the trio forever. With "Quarantine!," Carl Wessler reaches to the bottom of his bag of surprises and realizes it's empty. No matter, he could just patch together bits of previous nonsense and hand them over to Stan for embellishment.
Strange Tales #61 (February 1958)Cover by Bill Everett
"The Laundry Machines!" (a: Paul Reinman) ★★
"The Spectre" (a: Dick Giordano) ★1/2
"The Disappearing Man!" (a: Ed Winiarski) ★
"Menace of the Mirror" (a: Bernard Baily) ★1/2
"Fear Walks on Four Feet!" (a: Al Eadah) ★1/2
"The Eyes That Never Close!" (a: Bernie Krigstein) ★★1/2
A shady real estate man named Donald Trump Nicholas Flood rents a filthy tenement store to a (white) immigrant woman from Haiti so she can open a laundromat. He says he trusts her, so no lease is needed. Soon, her business is thriving, so he jacks up the rent by $50 a month, since she has no lease. Soon, Flood is troubled by insomnia and headaches. The doctor can't find anything wrong, so Flood visits the laundromat, where the woman digs up a box of pills from the dirt cellar floor and Flood returns the extra $50 a month he took from her.

The pills work, but Flood thinks he's clever and sneaks down to the cellar, where he digs up the box of pills and hides it elsewhere. He finds a lawyer and has the woman deported, but before you know it, he's suffering again. This time, when Flood goes to the cellar for the box of pills, he finds endless boxes and has no idea which one holds the cure. I didn't expect much from a story called "The Laundry Machines!" and Paul Reinman's art has that same, tired look we've grown used to, yet the story intrigued me right up to the disappointing conclusion. Too bad the scene on Bill Everett's cover doesn't happen in the story!
He may be the top race car driver in the country, but Burt Malone is shaken up when he sees "The Spectre," a large, ghostly figure, looming over the racetrack two times in a row, right before another driver's car crashes. Burt swears off racing, but his boss won't have it and visits a mystic at a county fair for help. The swami imprisons the spectre in a crystal ball and hands it to the boss, telling him that, as long as the glass orb remains intact, the spectre can't harm anyone. Malone resumes racing and, in the biggest race of the year, he suddenly sees the spectre and his car crashes. He's okay, but his mechanic finds that the glass ball fell off a shelf and smashed. We all saw that one coming a mile away. I never cared for racing stories, but Dick Giordano's art is always professionally done.

A year after a scientist named Farrell disappeared, a pair of his friends break into his house and find that he had built an unusual machine. One of the pair, Ellis, flips a switch and suddenly "The Disappearing Man! returns, wearing a golden crown! Farrell explains that the machine sent him to another dimension, where he made peace among warring tribes and was crowned king. That night, Ellis sneaks in, intending to travel to the other dimension and become a king himself. Farrell discovers him; they fight and Ellis is catapulted into the other dimension. Farrell explains to Clay, the other friend, that he passed a law that requires any stranger who suddenly appears to be arrested and jailed until Farrell returns. He'll fix the machine and head off to rescue Ellis, but it took him a decade to build it the first time! Ed Winiarski's art is pedestrian and, as is so often the case, the twist ending isn't much of a shock. The fact that this and "The Laundry Machine!" are both credited to Jack Oleck in the GCD suggests that his tales weren't any better than Wessler's.

Raynor has a theory that each reflection of his in a room of mirrors has a life of its own. He invents a machine to make one of the reflections come to life, which he'll prove by watching it move differently than he does. He flips the switch but, instead of one of the mirror images changing, he changes! Raynor realizes that the "Menace of the Mirror" must have built an identical machine and used it on him, so now he moves but none of the reflections follow his motions. Bernard Baily seems to be trying harder than Paul Reinman at this point, but this three-pager makes little sense.
Jim Andrews has invented a ray gun that, when used on a jungle beast, renders the beast docile so it can safely be captured and brought back to be exhibited in a circus or a zoo. If the ray gun works, Jim will have enough money to marry Ruth, but Jim's partner, Lester Morse, has other plans. In the African jungle, Lester aims the ray gun at a lion and turns the dial way up. Lester is knocked out and awakens to see a T-Rex! Assuming he's been sent into the past, he hides out for a year until the radiation wears off and he returns to the twentieth century. He finds that Jim and Ruth wed a year ago and Jim explains that the ray gun blast hit a dinosaur egg. The dino grew to full size in two hours, which means that Lester wasn't really in the past--he was hiding in a cave in the present for a year while Jim got rich and famous with his dinosaur exhibit. Hang on--did I write that Jack Oleck's scripts were as bad as Carl Wessler's? This story proves me wrong. Wessler could write bizarre scripts like no one else. Al Eadeh's art is nothing to write home about, either. I gave "Fear Walks on Four Feet!" a charity extra half-star because I like dinos.

Big Jeff Corley shares a cell at Alcatraz with Leo Hutten, who holds an idol that he stole from an Indian mystic and stares into "The Eyes That Never Close!" until he disappears! When Leo returns, he warns Jeff not to mess with the idol, but Jeff will do anything to get out of the cell, so he stares at the idol and disappears. Jeff finds himself on the Titanic, just after it hits the iceberg, and zips back to his cell, where Leo explains that the one who holds the idol gets three voyages. The problem is that those voyages are evil if the person holding it is evil. Jeff tries again and finds himself on the Hindenburg, just as it bursts into flames. Back to the cell! The third and final try lands Jeff in a prison cell in a Japanese city known as...wait for it...Hiroshima, and the air raid siren just sounded. Leave it to Bernie Krigstein to save the issue, even if his art is even sketchier than usual.-Jack
World of Fantasy #10 (February 1958) Cover by Carl Burgos
"I Went Through the Veil!" (a: Paul Reinman) ★1/2
(r: Journey Into Mystery #11)
"The Silent Street" (a: Ed Winiarski) ★
(r: Uncanny Tales #10)
"The Secret Men" (a: Richard Doxsee) ★1/2
(r: Journey Into Mystery #11)
"The Last Stop" (a: Gene Colan) ★1/2
(r: Fear #23)
"The Mystery of the Smiling Man!" (a: Robert Q. Sale) ★
"The Books That Were Alive" (a: Mort Meskin) ★1/2
(r: Journey Into Mystery #11)
A funny thing happens when Ralph is hiking near a sheer cliff: he sees a pretty, young woman drive a sports car right off the edge and disappear through a veil! Ralph is compelled to buy a sports car and drive through the veil himself; when he does, the young woman appears and tells him that he's the one for her. A wise old man appears and tells her that she can't do that, at which point Ralph wakes up in bed at home. He thinks it was all a dream, but in the future, the wise old man tells the young woman that Ralph looked just like the man she'll marry and, coincidentally, she's a dead ringer for Ralph's wife. Paul Reinman does a decent job on "I Went Through the Veil!" but, once again, a reasonably intriguing story falls flat at the end. I suspect these stories were written backwards, with Wessler or Oleck coming up with a twist and then figuring out how to get there. It's a shame the journey so often is better than the destination.

Officer Greene walks his beat on "The Silent Street" one evening, unaware that a Martian named Nargak lands and is prevented from destroying the Earth by a Martian policeman who follows him. To Greene, it's just another dull night. Ed Winiarski was the perfect choice for this forgettable three-pager, since both story and art are dreadful.
A party of soldiers climb a snowy mountain with one purpose: to determine whether a hidden city exists on the peak. The clouds part and they see the city, but it is quickly hidden by clouds again and the men are convinced it was just a hallucination. One man tries to leap across a crevasse and falls to his doom, so the rest head off, confident that no city exists. The fallen man arises from the crevasse after his companions have left and announces that he is one of "The Secret Men" from the hidden city, whose inhabitants possess the secret of levitation! Richard Doxsee's art is serviceable here but, again, the story goes nowhere.

Nick Taras is a truck driver transporting stolen goods when he runs into a pedestrian and leaves the scene of the accident. The man is not badly hurt, but Nick's conscience trouble him, and every time he goes on a delivery run his truck heads straight for the cemetery. Nick can't take it anymore and confesses to the cops, who learn that his truck's engine used to be in a hearse. The usually reliable Gene Colan didn't waste much time on this one and it's so bland that the hit and run victim isn't even badly hurt.
A prisoner named Mallin has served just a week of a ninety-nine year sentence, yet he's always smiling! What is "The Mystery of the Smiling Man!"? A doctor thinks Mallin replaced himself with a robot! The doc enters Mallin's cell at night to test his theory, only to have Mallin knock him out and take his place. Mallin explains that he smiled all the time so that others would be receptive to the placement of a post-hypnotic suggestion, one he stuck in the doc's mind because the doc looks like him. Mallin switches places with the doc and heads for the exit but is caught, unaware that the doc was also an inmate. Good lord, this has to be the bottom of the barrel! The art by Sales makes Winiarski's work look like that of Neal Adams, and the plot is idiotic.

Even the usually reliable Mort Meskin falls victim to the case of the shrinking paycheck, delivering scratchy, unfinished art to "The Books That Were Alive." A book-loving dreamer named Bert Wells discovers a pile of books on a hillside. When he opens them, he is transported into the exciting adventures they describe! In the end, it turns out the books came from the Stellar Space Traveling Library, whose alien pilot apologizes for crashing his ship into the hillside. I like the concept, but the execution is lacking.-Jack
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