Thursday, April 14, 2016

The Hitchcock Project-Robert C. Dennis Part Twenty: "Together" [3.15]

by Jack Seabrook

"Together" is the second episode with a script by Robert C. Dennis that is based on a story by Alec Coppel, according to the screen credits. Like "The Diplomatic Corpse," there is no evidence that Coppel's story was ever published, so it is not known whether it was an actual story or just an idea or treatment. The show was broadcast on CBS on Sunday, January 12, 1958.

This episode was one of two to be directed by Robert Altman (1925-2006), whose career had begun after WWII when he started out by directing industrial films. He moved into directing episodic TV, mainly between 1953 and 1965, before embarking on a successful film career with such movies as M*A*S*H (1970), The Long Goodbye (1973), and Nashville (1975). He was given an honorary Oscar in 2006, not long before he died.

Alfred Hitchcock was said to have liked Altman's work, so he was hired to direct episodes of Alfred Hitchcock Presents. He directed only two; he was supposed to direct a third but claimed that he was fired after he criticized the screenplay. This may have been a bit of self-mythologizing on Altman's part because, after the story got around, Joan Harrison was asked about it and recalled no such incident.

Christine White as Shelley
Altman's direction of "Together" is quite good; the episode stars Joseph Cotten as Tony Gould, Christine White as Shelley, and Sam Buffington as Charlie. The show opens with a close up of an old-fashioned Christmas card with a line drawing of two drunks clinging to a lamp post and the message, "Merry Christmas Wasn't It?" The card is humorous on first view but, as the rest of "Together" will demonstrate, the Christmastime experience of the two men in this episode will be far from merry.

A glass of alcohol sits on the table next to the card; as the camera pulls back, pans over slightly to the left, and continues to pull back (an impressive opening shot), an office party in full swing is revealed: men and women are drinking, talking loudly and milling about. The camera comes to rest on a young woman who is trying to conduct a telephone call amidst the din. One man kisses her cheek, another grabs the phone from her, and it is clear that we are in 1958, when a young, pretty woman at an office has a certain, well-defined role.

She gives up on the call and we see a man in an office next to the party looking out of an inside window that gives him a view of the goings on; the window has bars over it, giving the impression that he is a prisoner. The woman enters the man's office and we see that he is John Courtney, presumably the boss. Her name is Shelley and she asks to use his phone; he is kind to her, wishing her a nice Christmas before leaving.

Gordon Wynn as John Courtney
Shelley telephones Charlie, looking for her boyfriend, Tony Gould, who is at Charlie's apartment, drinking. Tony is clearly older than Shelley (Joseph Cotten was 52 to Christine White's 31) and Charlie refers to him as "Good old, fun-loving Tony Gould." Shelley asks Tony if he has told his wife Gloria about their affair and Tony says yes; Shelley insists that she will call Tony's wife and break the news if Tony has not already done so. Tony promises to come to the office to pick her up. After Tony hangs up the phone, Charlie suggests that he make a clean break with Shelley, pointing out that divorcing Gloria would mean saying goodbye to her money. "You seem to be caught in a classic dilemma for which no remedy has yet been discovered," says Charlie.

Sam Buffington as Charlie
By the time Tony gets to the office, the party is over and everyone is gone, except Shelley and an unseen cleaning woman. Shelley greets Tony with loving enthusiasm but he closes the door to the inner office, turns out the lights and pulls the curtains over the barred window. Not wanting the cleaning woman to find them together, Tony has Shelley lock the door to the office. He explains that his wife will make divorce a long and difficult process. Shelley picks up the telephone and calls Gloria to tell her about Tony's infidelity. He slams the phone down but, when Shelley picks it up and dials again, Tony grabs a letter opener from the desk and stabs her, killing her instantly. She falls to the floor, dead, and he again hangs up the phone, hearing his wife's voice on the other end of the line. Tony dons his hat and tries to leave but finds the door locked. He rummages through Shelley's purse and removes a photo of himself and the key, but when he turns it the key breaks off in the lock.

The murder
Tony opens the curtain over the interior window and smashes the glass, but he is unable to move the bars over the window. On another wall of the office, a window opens to the outside, but the sidewalk is several stories below. A third window overlooks an alley and looks into a window in a building on the other side of the alley. Tony drags Shelley's body into the office's private bathroom (quite an executive office!) and puts her corpse in the shower, closing the glass door. His own desire for privacy has left him trapped, alone in an office on Christmas Eve with the dead body of his girlfriend!

He telephones Charlie and asks him to come and help. As Tony sits behind the desk talking on the phone, we see over his shoulder through the window across the alley as a light goes on and a woman appears.Tony does not see her. Charlies promises to come and rescue Tony, who merely says that he and Shelley are locked in the office but neglects to mention the young woman's condition. After he hangs up, Tony slides a sheet of paper under the office door and pushes the fragment of key out of the other side of the lock, but it slides off of the paper when he tries to pull it back through.

Charlie calls Tony back but is extremely drunk. (This is a Christmas episode of a very dark sort!) Tony's friend accepts an invitation from an attractive woman to go to another apartment for a drink, forgetting Tony altogether and leaving the phone off the hook.

Tony wakes up in the morning, having slept on the couch. He checks the door and finds it is still locked; he checks the bathroom and finds that Shelley's corpse is still on the shower floor; we see it in silhouette through the glass shower door. His nightmare is real in the cold light of Christmas morning. Tony sees across the alley, where the woman stands, brushing her hair in front of a mirror. She pulls the shade when he calls to her, so he throws a heavy object from the desk through her window and asks her to call a locksmith. She makes a telephone call--of course, the entire interaction between Tony and the woman in the window recalls the setting of Hitchcock's own classic, Rear Window.

Tony assumes that the woman called a locksmith and gathers his things to leave, tidying up the desk. Soon, however, the police arrive at her apartment and she shows them the broken window. As they head down and over to the office building, Tony has to do some quick thinking. On a side table, he sees a photo of John Courtney, the rightful occupant of the office, and realizes that he and Courtney resemble each other. Donning a pair of glasses he finds in the desk drawer, Tony prepares to impersonate Courtney.

Tony calls out across the alley
When the police arrive, he gets them to break open the door. They believe his story and he says that the phone in the office is out of order, or he would have called a friend for help the night before. All seems to be going according to plan for Tony until Charlie blunders in, looking for Shelley. Tony can only stand by in horror as Charlie and one of the policemen find her corpse. Tony removes Courtney's glasses, ready to give up his masquerade and resigned to his fate.

"Together" is an outstanding short film, where a strong, tight script, clever direction and fine acting combine to present a story of suspense. Joseph Cotten (1905-1994) stars as Tony and gives an excellent performance. Cotten met Orson Welles in 1934 and later because an inaugural member of the Mercury Theatre, appearing on stage and on radio in Welles's productions. He began his film career in 1937 but his first great role was in Citizen Kane (1941). Many other great roles followed, including Hitchcock's Shadow of a Doubt (1943) and The Third Man (1949). He began appearing on TV in 1954 and his career onscreen continued until 1981. This is one of three episodes of Alfred Hitchcock Presents in which he appeared.

Charlie finds Shelley's corpse
Tony's girlfriend Shelley is played by Christine White (1926-2013), whose career on screen consisted mostly of appearances on episodic TV from 1952 to 1963. Her most memorable role was as William Shatner's wife and seat-mate on the classic Twilight Zone episode, "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet." This was her only appearance on the Hitchcock series.

Sam Buffington (1931-1960) plays Charlie, Tony's drunken friend. Buffington made many TV appearances between 1957 and 1960 before his career was cut short by his suicide at age 28. He was on Alfred Hitchcock Presents three times, including "A Night With the Boys" and, as usual, he looks older than his real age.

Finally, Gordon Wynn (1914-1966) plays John Courtney, in whose office Tony is trapped. Wynn was on screen from the early forties to the mid-sixties and appeared in four episodes of Alfred Hitchcock Presents.

"Together" is available on DVD here or may be viewed for free online here. Read the GenreSnaps take on this episode here.

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In two weeks: "The Equalizer," starring Leif Erickson and Martin Balsam!

Monday, April 11, 2016

Star Spangled DC War Stories Part 76: September 1965


The DC War Comics
1959-1976
by Corporals Enfantino and Seabrook



Heath
 Star Spangled War Stories 122

"The Divers of Death"
Story by Robert Kanigher
Art by Russ Heath

"Tankers!--Where's Your Tank?"
Story by Hank Chapman
Art by Jack Abel

Peter: Quadruplets Jim, Jake, Jinx, and Jess join the services during World War II. Jess and Jinx become frogmen while Jim and Jake are assigned to a tank squad. The four meet up when they're all scheduled to take the same beach but obstacles from the stone age keep them from achieving their goals time and again. There's nothing new story-wise with "Divers of Death," as we learn yet again that brothers not only made up the bulk of our fighting forces but, chances are good, they'd somehow be fighting on the same beach or in the same air space. Bob seems to have put the Suicide Squad to the side for this issue (as well as the notion that the Pacific Dinosaur Region is known to the Army) to fall back on the "brothers-in-arms" boilerplate and the results are trite. What's new (and far from trite) is the artist on The War That Time Forgot this issue. Though there have been 32 installments of WTTF, only one team has been responsible for the art and that's Andru and Esposito. Russ Heath steps in and does a bang-up job, creating what looks to be a cross between a T. Rex and Godzilla and a giant underwater spider. Who cares if these things probably never existed in the stone age; we're the better for Heath's imagination. Russ will contribute to WTTF five more times before its cancellation in 1968. Next issue: a guest stint from Gene Colan. Does it get any better than this?

A tank crew can't seem to get to where they're supposed to, no matter where they start from, and the C.O.'s always blasting an infernal "Tankers!--Where's Your Tank?" over the radio. Determined to get it right this time, the squad heads inland but runs into trouble when the bridge they're crossing is bombed by a Zero and the tank ends up floating out to sea. There they drift squarely into the cross hairs of the enemy but manage to beat the odds to live another day. Now all they have to do is shut that C.O. up. Hank Chapman's stories usually get on my nerves as, usually, we're fed the same three or four plots, but "Tankers!..." is good fun with nice Jack Abel art. Yep, it's a bit far-fetched (as usual, the enemy can't seem to hit the side of a barn door) but, hey, at least the crew isn't made up of triplets!

Jack: Did you notice the banner on the cover that reads: "DC breaks all the rules!" The splash page of the main story also notes that it was told to "DC's combat reporters." The only rule that I see being broken is the one that says that the art on The War That Time Forgot has to be second-rate. I'm no fan of Andru and Esposito, but I sure do love Russ Heath. Kanigher's story is more of the same, as you say, but Heath's art makes it seem like both men have upped their game this time around. "Tankers!" is also more of the same; unfortunately, the same in this case is a boring, repetitive script from Hank Chapman and uninspired art from Jack Abel. Still, it's been so long since we've seen Heath around here that I'm happy for this issue, even if it's only two-thirds worthwhile.


Kubert
Our Army at War 158

"Iron Major--Rock Sergeant!"
Story by Robert Kanigher
Art by Joe Kubert

Jack: A bruised and battered Sgt. Rock is alone in the Forest of Forgotten Skulls as a Nazi known as the Iron Major holds him at gunpoint and vows to drag Rock back to a POW camp by his heels like a stunned rabbit. Rock makes a successful gun jump but is laid low by a blow from the major's prosthetic right hand, which is made of iron. As he is dragged through the snow, Rock thinks back to how he got there.

Easy Co. was holding a machine gun position when they were attacked by a Nazi plane, but when Rock aimed the big gun at the plane it was all over for the Nazi pilot. Rock ordered his men back to base and insisted on moving forward on his own with a bazooka, only to come face to face with an enemy tank! The men of Easy Co. held the tank off with gunfire until Rock could destroy it with the bazooka. He then ordered Easy Co. back to base, telling them that he'd hold the position until relief arrived. Rock stayed put and nearly froze to death in the ice and snow until Nazi troops arrived, led by the Iron Major.

Rock is stunned by a blast from a potato masher and finds himself a prisoner in the Nazi camp. The only way out of Rock's cell is a dive through the window to a narrow river far below that winds through the Forest of Forgotten Skulls. He thinks back to his days in California when he and his younger brother Josh were in a special paratroop training unit. Rock survived a test jump off of the Golden Gate Bridge but his brother died; Rock vowed never to make another jump. When the Iron Major tells him that the Forest is booby-trapped to explode into flame when the Allied troops, led by Easy Co., march through it on their way to attack the POW camp, Rock makes the jump and finds himself in the Forest, facing down the Iron Major.

Sgt. Rock manages to get the Iron Major to blow himself up when his metallic hand comes down on a hidden mine. Rock drags himself back to Easy Co. and warns them in time, so the Forest is set ablaze in advance. The last thing we see is the soldiers marching past the Iron Major, his hand extended in death.

"Iron Major--Rock Sergeant!" is a full-length, 24-page story that succeeds on all levels. Kanigher introduces the tragic story of Rock's brother and comes up with a Nazi who is virtually a super-villain. Too bad he dies at the end!

Peter: After 76 issues as the star of Our Army at War, Rock finally gets his name in lights across the cover (12 years and 144 issues later, the transition would be complete when OAaW becomes Sgt. Rock) and Kanigher celebrates by knocking one out of the park. The cover blurb about a "giant war novel" might be over-hype but "Iron Major..." actually does feel like a novel, from the blazing battle action to the back story on Rock's brother, all wonderfully rendered by Kubert. Being nitpicky, I would question whether Rock could survive that land mine going off so close to him but wrapping myself up in such a great story (and not having to read yet another Hank Chapman "brothers-in-arms" snoozer helps as well, I'll freely admit) extinguishes any of my petty complaints this time 'round. It's a pity we won't see another full-length Rock epic for another three years.


Heath & Adler
G.I. Combat 113

"Tank Fight In Death Town!"
Story by Robert Kanigher
Art by Joe Kubert

"Sink the Scorpio!"
Story by Hank Chapman
Art by Gene Colan

Peter: Jeb Stuart listens helplessly as one of his tank commander friends is blocked in and blown away by a plethora of Panthers in a deserted town known as Morteville ("Death Town"). Jeb's C.O. commands him to head to the village and keep the Panthers from moving on to other tank divisions; to play "mouse" to the "cats." The Jeb hits Morteville and is immediately set upon by the bigger armor but, through clever trickery, our heroes are able to wipe out the entire division and keep the Panthers from spreading death and destruction. "Tank Fight in Death Town" is an energetic, well-written white-knuckler, the best "Haunted Tank" tale since "Blind Man's Radar" back in #104. The sequence where Jeb is forced to listen as his friend Al is killed is very dramatic (almost as though we're eavesdropping on a private moment) and, later, that moment becomes even more disturbing when the Jeb must continually navigate around Al's burned out tank. Jeb (the ghost) makes one of his cameo appearances to drop one of his confounding riddles on our tank commander, which continues to raise my ire. What good is a bodyguard if his warnings are almost Sphinx-like?

Ignore Hank Chapman's cliched script for "Sink the Scorpio" (was the army of World War II made up of nothing but brothers?) and just let that beautiful Gene Colan art sink into your eyeballs. I'd never realized, until now, how similar Colan's work is to that of Neal Adams.

Jack: I'm reading The Art of Joe Kubert and Adams is quoted as saying that the grit in his work represents Kubert's influence. I'm always happy to see a story drawn by Gene Colan pop up in one of the DC War comics, especially since it distracts me from Chapman's sub-par scripts. I agree with you about the high quality of the Haunted Tank story, especially the art, which is Kubert in top form. Still, this could be any tank--the "haunted" part doesn't really seem to make much difference.


Next Week in It's an Entertaining Comic:
The Debut of Crime SuspenStories!



Saturday, April 9, 2016

The Caroline Munro Archive: believe this... you'll believe anything

by John Scoleri

I'm back again with yet another rarity from my Caroline Munro collection, a continuing series here on bare•bones.

In a prior installment I showcased a UK paperback novel on which Caroline appeared. This time out, she's featured on the dust jacket for James Hadley Chase's novel believe this... you'll believe anything, published by Robert Hale & Company in London in 1975.

From the inside jacket flap:
Out of the past comes a woman Clay Burden had loved and idolized. Believing she was lost to him, he has married. He finds she too has married. To him the situation presents no problem: a double divorce and the problem is solved. It doesn't work out like that. There are many complications which include hypnotism and murder.


Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Classic Film Spotlight — Dan Curtis's "Burnt Offerings" (1976)

by Christine Scoleri, John Scoleri and Jack Seabrook


The story

Burnt Offerings opens with what seems to be a family of three—Ben and Marian Rolfe and their young son David—heading off in the family station wagon to a vacation at a big old house in the country.

Burgess Meredith in a really bad wig

They arrive at the house and meet Arnold and Roz Allardyce, an aging brother and sister, who tell them they can rent the house for $900 for the whole summer as long as they agree to take three meals a day up to their elderly mother, who never leaves the house.

The Rolfes go home to think it over and Ben, being sensible, sees the whole setup as kind of weird and one to stay away from. Marian talks him into it and soon enough they're back at the house for the summer, with Ben's aging Aunt Elizabeth in tow. The place is old, dark and dusty, but Marian does a heroic job of cleaning it up while the guys relax. Or do they?

How boys learned to swim in the '70s.

Once the swimming pool has been cleaned and filled, Ben and David enjoy a dip, though things turn unexpectedly dark when a bit of fun turns into Ben trying to drown his son. The nights aren't so great for Ben, either, since he's troubled by a recurring nightmare of his mother's funeral, where a spooky chauffeur paid way too much attention to the young lad.


Ben and David reconcile and, that night, it looks like the old man is going to get lucky at the pool when Marian decides to go skinny dipping. But something in the house seems to exert a strange hold over her and she keeps poor Ben from satisfying his 1970s male urges out on the front lawn.

Not tonight, honey--I'm under the spell of a sentient old house.

And what of old Aunt Elizabeth, who finds herself feeling strangely tired and wanting a nap in the middle of the day? Ben is outside happily hacking away at some overgrown plants when he thinks he sees the same spooky chauffeur from his dream pull up by the house. That night, David nearly dies when a gas heater malfunctions in his room, and the next day, Marian is blaming Aunt Elizabeth, who really doesn't remember much of what happened.

I told you we should have gone to the Hamptons!

Marian is getting more and more invested in the house (and dressing more and more like an old lady), so when David drops a crystal bowl and it shatters, she freaks out. Before you can say The Shining, Auntie is near death in her bed and Ben is cowering in the corner when he sees the spooky chauffeur pull up and enter the Aunt's room, helpfully shoving a coffin on wheels toward her bed.


After the inevitable funeral, the house seems to be looking much better and Marian is dressing like she's on Downton Abbey. When Ben notices that pieces of the house are falling off in an overnight rainstorm and being replaced with new ones, he grabs David, hops in the car, and heads out—only to be stopped by a tree that falls across the road. Ben is injured and not doing much moving or talking, so when David decides it's a good idea to test out his swimming skills in the deep end of the pool, it's up to Marian to save him.

Karen Black's hair is the scariest thing in this movie!

All three finally agree that it's time for summer vacation to come to an end and they pile in the station wagon. But wait! Marian realizes she forgot to say good bye to old Mrs. Allardyce up in the attic. Big mistake! When she does not come out of the house, Ben goes in to get her and finally gets inside the old woman's bedroom. Surprise! The elderly woman sitting in a chair with her back to the door is not Norman Bates's mother, but instead Marian, who suddenly is looking old and creepy.



She pushes Ben out of the window and he falls to his death, landing headfirst on the windshield of the station wagon and getting blood all over David's shirt.


David runs out, yelling for his mother, but the house's tall chimney falls on him and crushes him. In the final scene, we hear Arnold and Roz in voice over and the camera goes through the newly-restored house—they are thrilled to have mother back and in the pink of health.


The novel

John: Robert Marasco had a Tony award-winning play under his belt (Child’s Play) which had also been adapted to a film when he wrote his first novel, Burnt Offerings (1973). Redbook magazine ran an abridgement of the novel in early 1973, with the curious replacement of Aunt Sarah for Aunt Elizabeth. The novel itself is an effective haunted house tale, and was Stephen King’s selection in Stephen Jones and Kim Newman’s Horror: 100 Best Books. The book deals more with the family's life in Queens before heading out to their ultimate vacation rental. Sadly, Marasco died in 1998 with only one other novel to his credit, a mystery/thriller,  Parlor Games (1979), that lacks acclaim of Burnt Offerings. In 2011, Centipede Press reissued the book in a deluxe hardcover limited edition of 150 copies, with an afterword by William F. Nolan and signed by Nolan and cover artist J.K. Potter.

The screenplay

John: Marasco had written his own screenplay adaptation, but Curtis was not happy with it. He enlisted William F. Nolan to work with him on a new screenplay. Nolan had previously scripted the telefilm The Norliss Tapes and the two segments you've likely forgotten from the Karen Black TV movie Trilogy of Terror (Richard Matheson scripted the unforgettable Zuni Fetish tale adapted from his story "Prey"). I do think the film improves on the novel's ending, but in many other ways it's a rather faithful adaptation. In a new interview on the 2015 Kino Lorber DVD, Nolan makes new claims as to how he envisioned the chauffeur character that I personally think are ridiculous; that the chauffeur was the physical manifestation of the house, preventing them from leaving—claims he did not make in the commentary with recorded for the first DVD release in 2003. And claims that are not substantiated by most of the scenes in which the chauffeur appears. While the chauffeur was enhanced from the book (the funeral flashback in the film is specifically based on a memory from Curtis's mother's funeral when he was just 13), he is present throughout the novel as in the film: introduced in an early dream sequence, appearing when Ben is working in the yard, again when Aunt Elizabeth dies, and finally when Marian drives Ben and David back to the house after they attempt to leave.

Jack: I thought the chauffeur represented Death, since he seems to appear right before a character either dies or nearly dies.

Christine: It's commonly agreed that the smiling chauffeur is one of the most frightening aspects of this film. After the attempted escape, when Ben looks over at Marian, he sees the chauffeur in her place, which might lend some support to him being a manifestation of the house (fortunately for Benji, this didn't happen during the skinny dipping pool scene, which would have been truly disturbing), though I agree this makes little sense in the greater context of his appearances. He does seem to embody death looming over the family; however, I believe the chauffeur is there mostly just to scare the pants off of all of us. He seems to be so pleased about folks dying. That's just wrong.


Christine: Dan Curtis stated in his commentary that he hated Marasco's ending and it took him 15 minutes to rewrite it, later confessing that he stole the ending from Night of Dark Shadows, where Quentin goes back into the Collinwood house at the end of the film only to be possessed and advance threateningly on his wife.

The music

John: Regular Dan Curtis composer Robert Cobert turns in what might be his most effective score for Burnt Offerings. The music box theme he created for the film is particularly haunting. In 2011, the soundtrack was finally released on a limited edition CD. Perhaps most famous for scoring Dark Shadows, Cobert worked on just about every Dan Curtis project up through his World War II miniseries dramas The Winds of War and War and Remembrance.

Christine: Dark Shadows fans will likely hear some resemblance between Mrs. Allardyce's music box and Josette's music box theme, along with some other familiar notes from the daytime drama. The eerie music helps to establish a malevolent atmosphere.  

The cast

John: Despite a collection of high caliber talent in lead and supporting roles (Oliver Reed, Karen Black, Burgess Meredith, Eileen Heckart, Dub Taylor, and Bette Davis), the film is remembered fondly by most thanks to the chilling, dialogue-free performance of veteran character actor Anthony James as ‘The Chauffeur.’ James's first and last film roles were in Best Picture winners (In the Heat of the Night and Unforgiven respectively), and while he had a notable career playing unsavory characters, through the simplest of smiles his chauffeur left a lasting impression on a generation of young filmgoers. Growing up watching horror films from a very early age, I quickly got past the point where they were frightening. But his smiling chauffeur made a lasting impression that I still appreciate to this day. So much so that several years ago, I reached out to the actor and was quite surprised to receive a call from him. We had a wonderful chat, I found out that he had retired from acting and had pursued his passion in fine art. He was incredibly gracious with his time, a soft spoken man responsible for so many nightmares to so many children, and he not only provided me with a contact to get a private exhibition of his work at a showing in San Francisco, he also sent me an autographed copy of his art book, Language of the Heart. His life and career is an amazing story, recently documented in his autobiography Acting My Face, which I also highly recommend.

Jack: I always think of Anthony James as the creepy guy from High Plains Drifter.

Christine: I enjoyed his interview on the Kino Lorber edition. He recounts conversations he had with Bette and how wonderful he thought it was to work with her. He also appeared with her in Return from Witch Mountain. Amazing how he did so little in this film yet had such a big impact.

John: Bette Davis also deserves credit for an impressive performance in the film. She goes from being an older yet spry woman to a withering, sickly woman on her death bed. She truly sells it in the final scene as she and Oliver Reed listen as the chauffeur drags a coffin up the stairs.

Spry
Withering
Sickly
Madam, your coffin is served
Jack: I wasn't very impressed with her work in this film, though I blamed the script rather than the actress. She seems to say her lines with a bit of theatricality that doesn't fit with the rest of the performances.

Christine: I don't know how you can watch her death bed scenes and not be impressed. It's horrifying to watch as her back breaks and she collapses to the bed screaming, and disturbing to hear her moaning while her eyes roll back into her head. Any other actor may have made those scenes appear laughable. Her agonizing groans punctuate the sounds of the coffin as it bumps up the stairs and truly heighten the level of fear to a fever pitch. This is no quiet Dark Victory demise and much more harrowing than her death in Beyond the Forest. She expertly conveyed how the house was sucking the life out of her. Makeup alone would not have sufficed in making that believable. For an experienced actress with more than 80 movies under her belt, she makes it look easy. 

John: Lee Montgomery also deserves recognition for holding his own amongst the veteran cast. He would later star in the most effective segment of Dan Curtis's anthology TV movie, Dead of Night, "Bobby," scripted by Richard Matheson.

Jack: That kid was so annoying in this movie, but I found Karen Black even more annoying. I liked her in Family Plot, which came out about six months before, but not in this. Dan Curtis is no Hitchcock.

Christine: Well, Hitchcock is no Dan Curtis either. To each his own style. Bette Davis also worked with Hitchcock in the Alfred Hitchcock Presents episode, "Out There--Darkness" (Season 4, Episode 16).

That's a photo of Dan Curtis we see next to the new additions to the collection.

Christine: Though we only saw them briefly, Burgess Meredith and Eileen Heckart are quite delightful as the quirky Allardyce siblings who give the impression that things aren't quite what they seem at the too-good-to-be-true deal of a summer house. Dub Taylor provided some toothless authenticity as the useless handyman of the shabby manse.

The house

John: Interiors and exteriors were shot on location at the Dunsmuir House in Oakland, California, which would later be used as Morningside Mortuary in Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm. The production designers did an amazing job dressing the exterior of the house to look dilapidated from the outside in the beginning, so we can truly appreciate it's literal rebirth as the story progresses (and adding an additional chimney where warranted by the screenplay!). I was particularly impressed when touring the house several years ago to realize that they had in fact shot almost entirely on location, from the pool to the living room, to the upstairs bedroom where Bette Davis took her last breath in the film. And yes, I took great pleasure looking out the window to the driveway below where the hearse pulled up in the film.

Christine: All we needed was for Bette to say, "What a dump!" when the family drives up to the house. It goes through quite a transformation during the movie.  

In summary

John: I will always have a soft spot for Burnt Offerings. I enjoy the film today as much as the first time I saw it on television in the late 70s.

Jack: I don't know why I never saw this movie before now. I was 13 in 1976 and was aware of it. I had talked my parents into letting me see The Omen not long before this one came out. Seeing it today, it's not a great movie but it's not a bad movie, either. I like that there is no gore until the very end, and that's used in a way that it is very effective. Oliver Reed was a hot property in the mid-'70s but seems a little out of place here. The biggest problem is the direction by Dan Curtis, who overuses low angle shots. The film would seem like a TV movie if it weren't for the cast. Fun to watch, but I doubt I'll come back to it.

Christine: Burnt Offerings is an underappreciated film that has a lot going for it and is really quite frightening if you're paying attention to the details. The title of the film alone implies there will be sacrifice. The looks of horror, dismay and surprise on the faces in Mrs. Allardyce's photo collection create a real sense of unease from the get-go. The subtle clues that the house is feeding off the family, the geranium that regenerates after Davey's fall, the light bulb that suddenly starts working after Ben cuts his thumb opening champagne, the antiquated, broken eyeglasses Ben finds at the bottom of the pool before turning into a raging madman, the greenhouse of decaying flowers that bloom to life after Aunt Elizabeth dies--these allow us to understand why the family remained in the house, oblivious to these connections, and work to build suspense throughout the film. One of the truly frightening moments comes when Ben decides to grab David and leave. For the viewer it creates tension, because we know the family needs to escape the evil house, but we can understand Davey's fear that Dad's gone off his nut again, as well as his anguish over leaving his mother behind, as he attempts to fight off Ben in his reluctance to leave. When the trees throw themselves down to block their path and vines wrap around Ben's legs to pull him down as he struggles to break through the foliage, we realize that escape is hopeless and the family is doomed. We are allowed a small measure of hope when Marian goes back to wearing her '70s garb and breaks a window in her beloved house to get to David to rescue him from drowning, but we know when she decides to go back into the house, as the family readies to depart, that it's all over. Burnt Offerings is unique when compared with some of the other haunted house films such as Amityville Horror, Poltergeist, and The Shining, because this is the only film where none of the family makes it out alive. That is truly macabre.


Monday, April 4, 2016

It's An Entertaining Comic! Part Three: Aug/Sept/Oct 1950






Featuring special guest host, John Scoleri!


The EC Reign Month by Month 1950-1956
3: August/September/October 1950


Johnny Craig
The Crypt of Terror #19
(August-September 1950)

"Ghost Ship!"
Story and Art by Al Feldstein

"The Hungry Grave"
Story by Gardner Fox
Art by Graham Ingels

"Cave Man"
Story and Art by Johnny Craig

"Zombie!"
Story and Art by Johnny Craig

Daniel King is a guest at the Haiti plantation owned by Mr. Richards, who tells him that tonight is Voodoo Night, when the natives join in a black magic ritual in the jungle. King grabs his camera and heads out, hoping to gather some good material for an article he’s writing about the island. Deep in the dense undergrowth, King watches as the natives dance around a fire and prop the corpse of a woman up against a pole. King watches as the corpse regains its life and transforms into the figure of a beautiful woman. The dancing stops when the camera flash goes off and King makes a run for it.


More Craig brilliance
Making it back safely, King hears from Richards that he must have glimpsed the White “Zombie!” and Richards regales him with the tragic story of the plantation’s former owner while King waits for the film to develop. Jason Morgan was a cruel plantation owner with a kind wife named Marie who liked to sneak off and dance with the natives. Morgan caught and killed his wife but the natives reincarnated her as a zombie; when she was sent to get vengeance on her husband, he fled and was drowned in quicksand. Richards says it’s the anniversary of her death and King insists that the natives brought her back to life, but his photograph shows an empty space where he saw a living zombie.

Johnny Craig tells a whale of a tale here, building suspense beautifully by mixing in wordless panels in the sequence where King observes the voodoo rite. Craig’s other story, “Cave Men,” is less successful but still demonstrates the writer and artist’s special ability to know when words are not needed.

Al Feldstein’s “Ghost Ship!” opens the issue and is a very effective little ghost story, while Fox and Ingels provide “The Hungry Grave,” which meanders along until it reaches a nice final panel after a twist straight out of Rigoletto.-Jack 


"Ghost Ship!"
Peter: All-in-all, a mediocre issue of The Crypt of Terror (the last to sport that title). Oddly, "The Hungry Grave" lacks an intro from any of the horror hosts. "Cave Man" provides the template for a thousand pre-code horror stories (probably half done by Harvey), that of the thawed prehistoric man/beast who then wreaks havoc upon today's world. Johnny Craig can't seem to jazz the theme up either. Though not as boring an artist to me as Jack Kamen, Craig lacks the detail and style found in the work of Ingels, Feldstein, Wood (at least, the Wood of the near future), or Kurtzman and a lot of his characters look alike (complete with the trademark dangling cigarette). Say this though, Johnny could pump out some snazzy covers.

"The Hungry Grave"
Jose: Peter’s certainly correct in pointing out the relative staleness of all the stories in this issue. (With the exception of the evocatively-titled “The Hungry Grave,” they all remind me of the simplistically named entries from Amicus’s first portmanteau chiller Dr. Terror’s House of Horrors—“Werewolf,” “Creeping Vine,” etc. And they’re all just about as polished.) “Ghost Ship” is like a horror-lite episode from an old time radio show, and “Cave Man” is fairly undistinguished minus some of Craig’s subtlety in communicating character without word bubbles or captions, i.e., the nasty curator’s realization that the Neanderthal is alive. And I don’t care what anyone says, but those shots of ol’ Tarzan shivering into his second “death” are tear-jerkers! “Zombie” is probably the most dynamic of the bunch, solely based on Craig’s cinematic artwork. Some of the voodoo scenes are just quietly stunning, enough to grip your attention from across the five and dime and get you to buy the book.

John: I think Al Feldstein must have forgotten who he was writing for. As I read "Ghost Ship" I looked forward to discovering the twist, and was impressed when the tanker passed right through the ghost ship of the title. Ah, the protagonists must have died in the plane crash, I thought. Imagine my surprise when it was explained that they not only lived, but they were rescued, with their story dismissed as a hallucination. What a disappointment! But fortunately that set my expectations low going into Fox and Ingels's "The Hungry Grave" which, while not groundbreaking (pun intended), was a solid story in line with what I expect from EC. I would have completely dismissed "Cave Man" if not for the three panels Jose mentioned above. Johnny Craig can draw a rotting corpse with the best of them, and while my tastes in the living dead lean more towards the George Romero camp, the voodoo tale "Zombie!" was better than I had expected. 


Johnny Craig
The Vault of Horror #14
(August-September 1950)

"Voodoo Vengeance!" 
Story and Art by Johnny Craig

"Werewolf" 
Story by Harry Harrison
Art by Harry Harrison and Wally Wood

"Rats Have Sharp Teeth!" 
Story by Gardner Fox
Based on "The Graveyard Rats" by Henry Kuttner
Art by Graham Ingels

"The Strange Couple!" 
Story and Art by Al Feldstein


Things heat up for Sally in the climax
of "Voodoo Vengeance!"
Looking for a trinket for his wife, Sally, Caleb Standish happens upon a small curio store and is told by the owner that the specialty of the house is voodoo dolls. Caleb pshaws the idea but the eerie old man tells him that should he ever need to get rid of someone, come back and they'll do business. Caleb races home in time to spy his gorgeous young wife in the arms of a lover. Bitter and heartbroken, Standish heads back to the curio shop the next day and orders a voodoo doll of his wife. The next few weeks are heavenly as Caleb manages to keep Sally bedridden with various ailments but, feeling guilty, he confronts Sally with her adultery and offers to give her a second chance for a happy marriage. Sally laughs in Caleb's face and begins tossing electrical appliances his way. Out of lamps, she grabs the next available object, her own voodoo doll, and tosses it at Caleb's head. The pitch is out of the strike zone and lands in the fireplace . . . with predictable results. "Voodoo Vengeance" is how to transform the done-to-death infidelity hook into something much more entertaining. Craig's art is absolutely perfect for the story, Standish the kindly old gentleman and Sally the coquettish hussy with a great set of headlights. Extra credit for the denouement, which gives us Caleb's reaction to the sight of his wife either melting or spontaneously combusting.

Caretaker Abner Tucker stumbles onto a goldmine when he starts robbing graves. A system of underground tunnels makes it easy for the old ghoul to pilfer jewels, coins, and even gold from the caskets but the deep, dark alleys hold perils: giant, hungry rats! When Abner lays traps and poison and wipes out a good portion of the vermin, the survivors band together and chew through the tunnel supports. The ensuing collapse buries Abner alive. "Rats Have Sharp Teeth!" is a loose adaptation of Henry Kuttner's first published short story, "The Graveyard Rats," (from Weird Tales, March 1936), one of the first of the authorized adaptations to appear in an EC funny book (as opposed to the "homages" and blatant rip-offs of anything from Shelley to Lovecraft that would appear from time to time). The subject matter could only have been assigned to Ghastly (could you imagine Kamen or Craig landing this one?) and he doesn't disappoint. Abner Tucker is the prototype of just about every arthritic bad guy to come.

Ingels!
Surely, there's more Harry Harrison than Wally Wood in "Werewolf," a truly awful story about mountain climbers who encounter lycanthropy at high altitudes. The art borders on amateurish (although there are some interesting stylistic flares as on the intro page which incorporates the title into the background a la Will Eisner) as does the simplistic story; the whole resembles the work found in one of the lesser pre-code titles such as Fantastic Fears or Adventures Into the Unknown. Needless to say, John is still looking for a good werewolf story. "The Strange Couple" is another variation on the unending nightmare hook; a man is stranded in a downpour and must seek refuge at a creepy, dilapidated house belonging to a weird husband and wife. She insists to her guest that her husband is a vampire and the husband lets on that his wife is a ghoul. That night both of them enter his room to drain and eat him. He wakes up back in his stalled car, sees a strange house and approaches. The same couple opens the door . . . This plot device would be used to much better effect by Feldstein the following year in the classic "Reflection of Death" (from Tales from the Crypt #23). Hepsibah, the ghoulish wife, is a dead ringer for The Old Witch.-Peter 

Jack: Johnny Craig’s second voodoo story of the month is an outstanding tale of vengeance, set not in the jungle but in a more mundane locale. The Harrison/Wood stories are the closest thing we’re seeing to Golden Age art and writing in the EC comics so far, which makes them look hopelessly backward next to the work of Craig and Feldstein. The Ingels entry is well done, though I expected a more gruesome ending. Feldstein’s effort disappoints—though I like stories told in the second person, the “it was only a dream” climax followed by the circular ending was a real letdown.

The Old Witch doing double duty as host and character?

Jose: “Voodoo Vengeance” is one of the strongest tales that we’ve seen yet, especially from the standpoint of Johnny Craig’s script. Caleb Standish is a fully realized character; this isn’t the stereotypical cuckolded husband who turns nasty on a dime at the discovery of his wife’s infidelity but is instead constantly struggling with the morality of his actions. He’s hurt and angered, but he also genuinely loves Sally and even, it is subtly implied, aware of the great disparity in their ages and how it might have contributed in bringing them to this point. “Werewolf” is the latest in the string of ho-hum lycanthropy yarns from the first issues of the horror titles, and “Rats Have Sharp Teeth” benefits from some New England chill that Ingels brings to the proceedings with his ever-reliable artistic decrepitude. I remember enjoying “The Strange Couple” a tad more on the first reading, but this time around Feldstein’s yarn didn’t quite do it for me. And personally, I think the ghoul-wife bears a closer resemblance to a feminized Crypt-Keeper than the depictions of the Old Witch we've seen so far. What say you, dear reader?

John: While I agree that “Voodoo Vengeance” is a great story, with a great ending in particular, I thought the art left a lot to be desired. "Werewolf," on the other hand, had a story to match the lackluster art. I think Harrison must have thought he had a winner with that one based on his use of a splash page for the finale. “Rats Have Sharp Teeth” looked better, but the story was only marginal, and while "The Strange Couple" might have had the best art in the book,  again it had a disappointing story.


Johnny Craig
The Haunt of Fear #17
(September-October 1950)

"Nightmare!" 
Story and Art by Johnny Craig

"Television Terror!" 
Story and Art by Harvey Kurtzman

"Monster Maker!" 
Story by Gardner Fox (?)
Art by Graham Ingels

"Horror Beneath the Streets!" 
Story and Art by Al Feldstein

It's 8 o'clock. Time for the Al Hunt Show! Tonight Al will take his viewers on a guided tour deep into a haunted house. Al has a jovial tone to his manner but his traveling companion, Professor Poltergeist (!) from the London Society of Psychic Research warns the celebrity that the paranormal is not something to take lightly. Once inside the dark old mansion, Hunt sees the professor's point as strange noises escalate into violence all while the camera keeps rolling. The last images of the frightened host that his viewers see are of Hunt talking to someone/thing off camera and then climbing a ladder and hanging himself. A colleague of Hunt's quickly cuts the broadcast. Harvey Kurtzman's stark art (using mostly yellows and blues) heightens the tension and the abrupt climax literally jolts the reader. "Television Terror" is almost an ancestor of today's "found footage" horror films and that aforementioned finale is very reminiscent of The Blair Witch Project. Though its brevity doesn't really give the story much time to get chugging (we're barely into the house when the shit hits the fan), this one is a stunner. In a case of all-too-easy casting, Hunt (renamed Horton) was played by sleaze TV-host Morton Downey, Jr. in the HBO version of "Television Terror." It's twenty minutes of sheer awfulness. Much better was the similar Ghostwatch, which aired on the BBC in 1993 and caused quite the stir among viewers.

Harvey strikes again!
"The Monster Maker" is a low-grade "homage" to Frankenstein (complete with cries of "It's Alive!") that begs the question: why would a scientist want to transplant the brain of an ape into another animal? Tons of these goofy scientists (at least the kooks in the 1950s horror films) wanted to put monkey brains into another receptacle. At least Dr. Ravenscar brightens up and decides humans would be much more interesting. Never mind the dopey script; it's got art by Ghastly, who's still feeling his way through the horror jungle and getting better all the time.

John Severin, a construction worker plagued by nightmares of being buried alive, visits psychiatrist Dr. Froyd, who tells him the dreams are his subconcious (sic) alerting him that he's overworking. He goes back to his job, feeling relieved, and enters a foundation to inspect the work. When the concrete starts filling the foundation all around him, Severin is convinced he's in one of his dreams and laughs jovially even as the cement buries him alive. "Nightmare" has that laid-back Johnny Craig style (complete with handsome lead character, ciggie dangling from his lips) and a nicely done twist ending. It would be a few months before John Severin would make his EC debut (in Two-Fisted Tales) but surely Johnny Craig must have copped the artist's name for his character; it's too much of a coincidence. As for Dr. Froyd... I have no idea where the inspiration came from. The caboose story, "Horror Beneath the Streets," tells the story of his Bill Gaines and Al Feldstein came to create the EC horror line. No, they're not hanging around the comic newsstand thumbing through the newest Adventures Into the Unknown, but harassed by an unseen presence who forces them down an open manhole and into the sewer. There they meet The Vault-Keeper and The Crypt-Keeper, who convince them to publish their stories. And so a legend is born. Not nearly as good as the previous fable enlisting Gaines and Feldstein, "Cosmic Ray Bomb Explosion," but whimsical nonetheless.-Peter

Jack: “Nightmare!” has a great splash page with a point of view looking up from an open grave. As for John Severin, the GCD credits Marie Severin with colors on this story, so maybe John was hanging around the office, too. Craig’s stories are very literate and I find that I enjoy reading them. His are my favorites so far, both in writing and in art and in how the two work together. Kurtzman’s “Television Terror!” is a 1950 version of today’s MythBusters in which each panel is a little TV screen. I realized, however, that the main character isn’t filming himself and he’s alone in the house with a camera, so why do we see him onscreen? The ending, where he hangs himself, was surprisingly downbeat and points us in a direction EC comics will soon go. The Ingels story shows his art continuing to make strides toward a more gruesome tone, and the panel where the helper drops the brain made me think of Marty Feldman. This issue features a hilarious letters column with two letters from “readers” that have to be fake! Finally, I enjoyed another visit with Bill and Al in “Horror Beneath the Streets!” It shows you that Stan Lee was far from the first to include himself and his cohorts in comic book stories.

Jose: Like Jack, I’m incredibly enamored with Johnny Craig’s narrative stylings. His prose was, more times than not, even better than head-scripter Feldstein’s, and the marriage of art and story a more harmonious union to boot. “Nightmare” is bolstered by some quietly unnerving sequences that have the true ring of genuine night-terrors, and the climax showing our Hollywood-handsome lead merrily laughing to his death reaches a level of grimness that couldn’t be topped by even the moldiest walking corpse. A similar ending works wonders for “Television Terror,” whose you-are-there perspective gives the story a dreadful sort of immediacy that leaves the reader feeling as helpless as the stunned audience members of the Al Hunt show. Ingels is stuck with another sub-par tale that carbon copies tropes from the Big Book of Horror Classics, and though his art is still a highlight it isn’t as deliciously gruesome in “Monster Maker” as it has been before. “Horror Beneath the Streets,” with its behind the scenes peek at how Bill 'n' Al met the GhouLunatics, could’ve been much funnier than it was. It suffers from a little too much serious build-up that deflates the cameo appearances we get from the horror hosts at the end. Think of all the wiseacre patter we could’ve gotten had they been introduced earlier in the story!

John: While I enjoyed both the art and story in "Nightmare," I can't help but think stories like this would be even more effective shorn of a few pages. I'd sure like to know if the "Television Terror" I read is really the same one Pete gave four stars to. The last few panels are nice, but the rest of the tale was nothing to write home about. Once again, Graham Ingels's "Monster Maker" art elevates this tale to the top of the list for this issue. Finally, I couldn't get past Roger Ebert starring in "Horror Beneath the Streets!" Go back and see for yourself. I'll wait.


Al Feldstein
Weird Science #14
(September-October 1950)

"Destruction of the Earth!"
Story and Art by Al Feldstein

"The Sounds From Another World!"
Story Adaptation by Al Feldstein
Based on the Story "The Sound Machine"
by Roald Dahl
Art by Harvey Kurtzman

"Machine From Nowhere"
Story by Al Feldstein
Art by Harry Harrison

"The Eternal Man"
Story by Al Feldstein
Art by Jack Kamen

Henpecked Henry Sonotown lives for his inventions. One day, he creates a machine that allows him to hear all the sounds no one else can hear, but he is shocked to hear not “The Sounds From Another World” but rather the shrieks of plants as they are being pruned. He shanghais a passing doctor to listen in and nearly is killed by a falling tree branch when he drives an ax into the trunk. Years later, we see that he is now a resident of Batgate Sanitarium, driven mad by his discovery and an avowed meatetarian who will not eat any plants.

Deleted scene from The Wizard of Oz.
Harvey Kurtzman does a passable job on this, the closest thing to an entertaining story in a yawn-inducing issue of Weird Science. Among the dull tales are Feldstein’s “Destruction of the Earth,” where we learn that if the H-bomb is detonated it will start a chain reaction that will send our planet into the sun; Harrison’s “Machine From Nowhere,” about a machine that turns out to be a time machine from a doomed future; and Kamen’s “The Eternal Man,” about a scientist who dies and is replaced by his own robot duplicate.-Jack 

Peter: "The Eternal Man" forgoes the typical O. Henry-style climax by giving us the twist only a few panels in. Unfortunately, the story drowns under its wordy captions and weak art. Kamen's work is almost gallery-worthy compared to Harry Harrison's "Machine From Nowhere," a silly and confusing time travel tale with some scratch-your-head oddities (can you actually pick up a canister of Uranium with your bare hands?) and the gawdawful sketches from the exiting Harrison. "Machine . . ." was, in fact, Harry's only solo art in the EC pages. Thank goodness for that; Harrison's amateurish scribbles and blah layouts stand out like a sore thumb from the rest of the EC bullpen (yes, even Jack Kamen). Don't cry for Harry though; a decade later, he'd make his mark on science fiction with his Deathworld and Stainless Steel Rat series of novels, not to mention Make Room, Make Room, famously filmed as Soylent Green.

She doesn't look too worried . . .

Jose: Weird Science continues its streak of middling stories with this latest issue. Seeing as how I reread Dahl’s “The Sound Machine” not so long ago, the EC “adaptation” can’t help but pale in comparison to the British master’s genteel sense of cruelty, but the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari-styled ending was admittedly a cute touch. The other three stories only induced a lot of head-shaking and eye-rolling. “The Eternal Man” is a sentimental bore that engages and surprises the reader precisely zero times, while the “Machine from Nowhere” is a bit of a howler where you can practically feel the heat radiating from Feldstein’s typewriter as he smashes the keys with twenty minutes to the issue’s deadline. “Destruction of the Earth” might be the only story to give away its “twist” ending on the front cover, but one wonders how the alien schoolmaster got his lesson plan if all those involved with the planet’s doom never lived to tell the tale. Feldstein should have taken his own lead and written a story concerning the robot travelers’ investigation of the shattered Earth instead.

John: “Destruction of the Earth” was the only story I enjoyed in this issue of WS, and that's only because I was expecting to get to the end and have the twist be revealed that the Earth wasn't destroyed. Of course, as Jose points out, the scene depicted in the cover was more interesting than what was in the story itself.

Harrison demonstrating his aptitude for depicting weather.


Al Feldstein
Weird Fantasy #15
(September-October 1950)

"Martian Infiltration!" ★1/2
Story and Art by Al Feldstein

"Henry and His . . . Goon-Child" 
Story and Art by Harvey Kurtzman

"I Died Tomorrow!" 
Story by Al Feldstein
Art by Jack Kamen

"Dark Side of the Moon" 
Story and Art by Wally Wood

Edgar Walden is one of six men sent to explore the “Dark Side of the Moon,” but the group’s sense of adventure is effectively shattered when indigenous aliens lay waste to the team and leave Edgar as the sole survivor. The little gremlins tell Edgar that they’ve been watching our planet for some time now, and it will only take the detonation of a massive bomb to send pieces of the moon crashing into Earth to make way for their eventual invasion. Edgar calls their bluff and tells the aliens that his team was the first of a defensive fleet on their way to wage war, buying him just enough time to escape back to Earth and tell any willing passer-by in Washington D.C. of the imminent threat. Taken for a coot fresh from the asylum, Edgar is promptly ignored. Two fellows wonder aloud of Edgar’s sanity just as the moon explodes in an interstellar inferno.

Wood!

While the script is no great shakes, “Dark Side of the Moon” ushers in the reign of the one and only “Wallace Wood,” as he is credited on the epic splash page. Given room to flex his own artistic abilities without the hindrance of a partner who shall remain nameless (at least until Peter and Jack take the floor), Wood proves that he is certainly up to the task, giving us a glimpse of the brawny style and pulpy space heroics that will typify his later work.

Unfortunately for us, the only thing with holes here is the plot.
The three other tales pale mightily in comparison, and they’re not so hot taken on their own account either. We’re only three issues into each of EC’s sci-fi titles, but I feel like we’ve seen a version of “Martian Infiltration” at least six times already. Conquerors from the red planet are insinuating themselves into positions of power in the good ol’ U. S. of A., but thankfully civilization is saved with the help of the Secretary of State and his assistant, who also happen to be from the overruled Venus. Story and art are about as thrilling as a gallon of milk. Harvey Kurtzman barely keeps things running with “Henry and His . . . Goon-Child.” (Those ellipses make it seem as if Kurtzman was mindful of the fact that “goon-child” might not have been the most PC of terms to use, but the lead character proceeds to roll the insult off his tongue at every opportunity for the length of the story anyway.) It’s hard to act surprised when Henry’s oppressed robot-slave gains sentience and starts ordering the jerk around, and I can’t imagine it was received any better on its original publication. Surprise doesn’t even come into the equation with “I Died Tomorrow,” a mindless tale of time travel that dispenses with any passing semblance to coherency or logic and gives a big ol’ shrug to the idea of the paradox. It’s a story that you don’t really read; it just kind of happens to you.-Jose


Peter: Two landmarks arrive in the third issue of Weird Fantasy: the first utterance of the alien expletive, "Squa Tront!" and the arrival of the master, Wally Wood. "Squa Tront!" would become more than just a nonsense phrase for EC GhouLunatics--it was adopted as the title for the long-running and respected EC fanzine (with 13 issues published now and then from 1967 through 2012) and a general rallying cry for EC fans the world over. Released from the shackles known as Harry Harrison, Wally Wood begins to shine in "Dark Side of the Moon." The story itself is not all that memorable (except for the explosive final panel, maybe) but Wood's art is instantly recognizable (at last!); especially the classic Wood aliens. That last panel, by the way, had to have been influenced in part by Méliès A Trip to the Moon. "I Died Tomorrow" provides proof that, every once in a while, even EC slipped in a time travel dog. So many logic problems here that the story elicits headaches rather than entertainment. Odd that the cover banner runs right through Feldstein's illustration.

Jack: It took a little while, but now that Wood has broken from Harrison we see a great example of what he can really do! “Dark Side of the Moon” is a pretty good story but the art is prime Wally Wood. The other three stories are kind of boring, though Kurtzman turns in another good portfolio of pages in “Goon Child” and the finish to “Martian Infiltration!” is clever and surprising.

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