The EC Reign Month by Month 1950-1956
49: September 1954, Part I
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| Evans |
Crime SuspenStories #24
"Double-Crossed" ★★★
Story by Carl Wessler
Art by Reed Crandall
"Crushed Ice" ★★
Story by Carl Wessler
Art by Jack Kamen
"Food for Thought" ★★ 1/2
Story by Carl Wessler
Art by Joe Orlando
"More Blessed to Give . . ." ★★★ 1/2
Story by Jack Oleck (?)
Art by Bernie Krigstein
David Volney, a traveling hosiery salesman, murders Edwin Jordon and then dismembers and cremates his body. Jordon is the spitting image of Volney, with a gorgeous wife and a hefty bank account, so Volney took advantage of the resemblance and assumed the man's identity. He had come into town and been mistaken for Jordon at every turn; when he met Jordon's beautiful wife and beat up her boyfriend, the doll melted at his feet. There's only one problem: Jordon had murdered his wife's boyfriend not long before Volney killed Jordon, so when the police knock at the door he has to go along meekly to the pokey, since his alibi would also land him in the electric chair.
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Thank goodness for that big drum!
("Double-Crossed") |
Reed Crandall's violent, shocking cover is more graphic than the corresponding scene in "Double-Crossed," but the first few pages of the story depict murder, dismemberment, and cremation in a fashion that is disgusting. The main character vomits and is so repelled by his own acts that he has to wait to clean up his own mess. The art in this story is superb but Wessler's tale seems to embrace gore for the sake of gore, and the character of the wife is ridiculous: she had been through with her husband until she saw him punch her boyfriend. That demonstration of masculinity was enough to change her mind in an instant.
On a cold winter's night in Quebec, Bart Ryan is snuggled up with Rita when her husband Lloyd comes home unexpectedly early. Lloyd is beating Bart to a pulp when Rita hands her lover a gun and Bart shoots Lloyd through the noggin. He then takes the body out on a frozen river, chops a hole in the ice, and sinks the corpse in the cold water below. But that grinning, dead face begins to haunt Bart, who marries Rita but has to drink heavily to deal with his nightmares. A psychiatrist isn't much help, so Bart and Rita head off on an ocean voyage, hoping that this will finally give Bart's troubled mind a rest. Too bad the ship hits an iceberg and the last thing the couple sees before they drown is Lloyd's grinning face, looking at them out of the ice.
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"Ghastly" Kamen.
("Crushed Ice") |
There are enough twists and turns in "Crushed Ice" for about three stories, but Carl Wessler is so awkward about how he fits them together that the seams show and the plot seems clunky. Add Jack Kamen's standard, uninspired visuals to the mix and you have an average story--nothing more. Kamen's attempt to draw a shambling corpse in Bart's dreams looks about like you'd expect.
Sick and tired of working every day in the mines for peanuts, Kip Lorus murders the paymaster and steals the payroll, hiding the cash in his lunchbox. Kip goes to work that day as if nothing happened and stews about his hard-working father, who always yells at him for being greedy, telling him that he can't eat money. When news of the murder gets out, Kip panics and pretends to smell a gas leak. All the other miners escape, leaving Kip alone in the mine; a cave-in traps him and all he has is his lunchbox to keep him alive until he can be rescued. When found, he is dead with a mouthful of greenbacks.
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Who says money isn't good for you?
("Food for Thought") |
Carl Wessler must have been getting paid by the word or by the plot twist, because the three stories so far in this issue have had too many of both. Joe Orlando's art can veer back and forth from impressive to almost ugly, sometimes in the same story, but once Kip's old man told him "you can't eat money," then I knew where "Food for Thought" was going and I was impatient to get there. A good story by Feldstein or Kurtzman never telegraphed the ending so clearly.
The old saying that it's "More Blessed to Give . . ." than to receive is tested by Molly and Stanley Talbot, whose marriage became loveless some time ago. They buy each other deadly anniversary gifts: she will give him rat poison in a bottle of whiskey and he will give her a cake with a bomb in it. Their careful plans are upset when each sees the other preparing the deadly present, but in a surprise ending both get their wish.
I never know how to read these stories that run on parallel tracks. This time, Jack Oleck (if that's the writer--the
GCD isn't sure) tells the wife's side of the story on the left half of the page and the husband's on the right. It all works out pretty well, mainly because of Bernie Krigstein's usual knockout art. I don't know what it is about his work, but it somehow seems so perfect for the mid-fifties, and I can sure see why he went into the advertising game.-
-Jack
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Fine work by Krigstein!
("More Blessed to Give . . .") |
Peter: George Evans delivers two knockout covers this month. I really enjoyed "Double-Crossed," mostly for its dazzling Reed Crandall work, but this kind of story always makes me think how easy it was in the 1950s for someone to pass themselves off as someone else,
even to a wife! I mean, the guy's not even a twin brother; he's just a dead ringer. Volney's got the same voice and mannerisms as Edwin Jordon without even having met him? Yeah, I know, without the extreme coincidences . . . no story. "Crushed Ice" is pretty doggone silly (no explanation is given as to how Lloyd's corpse got so far out to sea) but the sight of Lloyd's head lying in the fireplace is not something you see every day in a Jack Kamen strip. "Food for Thought" offers further proof that Joe Orlando's art was getting worse rather than better (odd since his 1960s-'70s stuff for DC was very effective). Here, at least, it's easier to stomach since there are no females and the main characters are grungy miners. The script is not bad, with the cave-in adding a nice, ironic touch. Rounding out the quartet this issue is the best story in
Crime SuspenStories since the Feldstein/Ingels creepfest, "Jury Duty," way back in #6 (and this is the best overall
CS issue in many a moon). "More Blessed To Give . . ." once again shows us the direction EC was heading thanks to B. Krigstein and his incredible style. But I don't want to sell Jack Oleck short; seems like all I do is bad-mouth Wessler and Oleck and here Jack seems to reach deep down into his magic writer's bag (way deeper than he's ever reached before, I hasten to add) to conjure up something special for Krigstein to visualize. "More Blessed . . ." is like a wonderful Rock Hudson/Doris Day screwball comedy gone wrong. Savor this one.
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| Wolverton |
Panic #4
"Smiddy" ★★★ 1/2
Story by Al Feldstein
Art by Will Elder
"Hindu" ★★
Story by Al Feldstein
Art by Wally Wood
"Just Plain Bull" ★★ 1/2
Story by Al Feldstein
Art by Joe Orlando
"I Touched a Flying Saucer!" ★
Story by Al Feldstein
Art by Jack Davis
Even though he’s technically 45 years old, “Smiddy” is still sporting freckles and working as an errand-boy for his eccentric, cotton ball-haired boss Mr. Bully and *still* doesn’t know what in the Sam Hill his supervisor does for a living. Other characters are stuck in the same time-warped loop of rehashed plots that Smiddy is, including his little baby brother Hoiby, the one with the lisp and the 5 o’clock shadow, and the rest of his no-good furshlugginer family. Mr. Bully for his part is intent on bagging Old Paunchdrunk, the infamous fighting fish of the Canadian waters that has eluded his grasp for the entirety of the comic strip’s history. Taking his usual trip up to the snowy wilds and aided by colorful supporting characters like “not smiling, Jack” and Real George, the zoot suit-wearing Native American guide, Mr. Bully finally witnesses the end of Old Paunchdrunk, but only after Hoiby disrobes from his Indian war chief disguise, claims the fish for his own, and heads off to sell it for its oil, fish oil being the industry that Smiddy finally learns his boss makes his money in.
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Distilled my heart.
("Smiddy") |
Even if you don’t know what in the Sam Hill is being parodied here, “Smiddy” is sure to still get you to bust up in the usual Will Elder-yuks. There’s the usual chicken fat as can be expected, but Feldstein and Elder throw in some nutty curveballs with the reprising cameos of Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr’s smooching characters from
From Here to Eternity (always funny, whatever the context), Hoiby massacring an entire street corner with a tommy gun, and a recurring joke re: who should be working around here. For as delightful and colorful as “Smiddy” is for the duration of its seven pages, it unfortunately sets a precedent that the remaining contents of the issue couldn’t really hope to live up to.
In “Hindu,” John Wayne swaggers his girth across the Old West to make love to the neglected wimmen-folk and give their ankle-biters the Paw to play catch with that they never had. On his latest bender, Wayne rides his giant trusty border collie Melvin to the next homestead and immediately begins schmoozing the chicken lady that is the evil farmer’s wife and teaching some valuable lessons to his furshlugginer kid, like how to swim (in dirt). Wayne trades harsh words with the Lone Stranger, blows the evil farmer’s head off, and is only rescued from scalping by Indian warriors when chicken lady claims he’s her husband, thus allowing all three of them to live happily ever after.
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So much for that last chip from anger management.
("Hindu") |
“Hindu” has some solid Wood art and a handful of snicker-worthy moments (like when Melvin takes a break running from the Indian warriors to reminisce on the missed opportunity he had to be on
Lassie), but aside from that it really isn’t worth talking about all that much.
After serving you slop for breakfast, bidding you adieu, and strategically littering cleaning supplies around the house to make it appear as if she’s been busy all day, your wife settles in for a morning/afternoon marathon of her favorite radio soap opera, “When a Young Widow-Girl Marries Her Guiding Light Because She’s Got a Right to Happiness, the Road of Life Can Be Beautiful Backstage.” When she isn’t being charmed by the dulcet, alluring tones of the suave commercial spokesman (really just a balding alcoholic battling through his latest hangover), she lies there in coiled anticipation of what today’s episode has in store. She sits through a veritable speech of all the previous proceedings and haywire storylines that have brought the drama up to this point, and when it finally does arrive it’s… about 45 seconds of material in between the recap and the commercials. But even that little taste of heaven is enough to make her resent her unglamorous life as a “happy” homemaker and by extension, of course, you.
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Jack listens entranced as Peter interrogates
Jose about what's been holding up his reviews.
("Just Plain Bull") |
Hang it all, I don’t know what the heck it is about these dang radio show parodies, but for some reason I can’t help but like them. As in the case of “Breakfast with the Furshlugginers,” I realize inherently that these stories aren’t particularly hilarious, and in certain contexts they hardly qualify as stories but rather more like just a list of “things.” Feldstein’s captions and speech bubbles groan in both to the point of breaking from the weight, but there’s a quality of his ribbing of this particular medium—perhaps it’s the acid in his voice—that just makes it compulsively readable to me. Still, I can’t in good conscience score “Just Plain Bull” any higher than two and a half stars. I sleep bad as it is.
In “I Touched a Flying Saucer,” some dingus sells millions of books based on his experiences photographing various objects thinking they’re UFOs from outer space including a hub cap, a thumbnail, a yo-yo, an alarm clock, beer can tops, and an umbrella. When his put-upon wife finally breaks her last nerve trying to pull her hubby’s head out of the stars, she throws something out the window that is destined to become the secret to his literary success: a “flying” saucer from the kitchen cabinet.
Somebody’s gotta review this crap! Who should it be?
Me?! I’d prefer not to, but to these eyes “I Touched a Flying Saucer” is thus far the nadir of EC humor. The one thought you’ll probably have on your mind the entire time should you read it will likely be the same as mine: Poor Jack Davis. --
Jose
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A solitary giggle in a cosmos of unfunny.
("I Touched a Flying Saucer") |
Peter: I've got some good news and I've got some bad news about this issue of
Panic (and, actually, the good news has some semi-sorta-bad news attached). Whattaya want first? Okay, so the bad news is that three-quarters of this comic is about the furthest away from being a
funny book as you'll ever find. "Hindu" is just another really bad film parody wherein Al considers changing the actor's name from Gene Autry to Gene
Atrocity to be the very definition of a knee-slapper. "Just Plain Bull" would be considered by many in today's PC age to be sexist but I find it "Just Plain Stupid." And "I Touched a Flying Saucer!" means well but provides not one more laugh than the previous two stories. So, the good news? "Smiddy" is the funniest strip found so far in
Panic. Yes, it would probably be considered weak for
MAD, but here in the nation's most unfunny humor magazine, it shines like a diamond in a cowpie. The sight gags work (Kerr and Lancaster are still getting good mileage), the dialogue is very funny, and the satire is on the money. It's official: Will/Bill Elder is a genius. And that's the semi-sorta bad news; this company is not cultivating new talent, relying on Elder to provide the biggest guffaws for two titles now. Well, I've told you what I think. Let the other two schmoes dig deeper. "
Somebody's gotta work!
Who should it
be?
Me?!"
Jack: Why is
Panic so relentlessly not funny? It has to be due to Al Feldstein, who was a solid writer on the other EC titles but who just can't make me laugh here. Elder and Wood turn in reliably good art, Davis does a better job than he has been doing lately, and Orlando's work continues to be un-nerving. There are crossover references to
MAD, as in the mentions of the
From Here to Eternity and
Shane parodies, and Feldstein comes up with a catch phrase in the first story and then refers back to it in each of the following stories. Yet it just doesn't work. I have no idea what "Smiddy" parodies and I've never seen
Hondo. The soap opera story has an announcer who reminds me of the one in "The Countynental." I did get the tiniest bit of amusement from the line, "the Ray Brad Buried" in the flying saucer story but, for the most part, reading
Panic is a chore.-
-Jack
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| Evans |
Shock SuspenStories #16
". . . My Brother's Keeper" ★★
Story by Carl Wessler
Art by George Evans
"The Hazing" ★
Story by Carl Wessler
Art by Joe Orlando
"A Kind of Justice" ★★★ 1/2
Story by Carl Wessler
Art by Reed Crandall
"The Pen is Mightier" ★ 1/2
Story by Carl Wessler
Art by Jack Kamen
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The Case of the Siamese Twins
With a Moving Joiner!
(". . . My Brother's Keeper") |
Mark has murdered his brother Frank's lovely girl, Alice, and stood trial for it but now the judge has released the unrepentant murderer. Why? For that we'll have to go back into the past and discover the dark secrets behind the two (very close) brothers. All his life, Mark has been a rotten apple; his father knew it, Frank knew it, the whole world knew it. When their father takes his own life, the (inseparable) brothers are constantly at odds. Frank wants to do good while his sibling (who never seems to be
very far away) continues his campaign of evil. The final straw is Alice, who loves Frank but loathes Mark. When the lovely lass rejects Mark's loathsome advances, the fiend strangles her right in front of Mark! A jury finds Frank guilty of murder and yet lets him free so Frank knows there's only one thing to do to end his brother's reign of terror and mete out justice for Alice: he cuts his own throat, knowing his Siamese twin brother will die along with him. There's no way you can't see the "shock" of ". . . My Brother's Keeper" coming right from page one. The brothers are never separated (although George does tend to cheat a bit when drawing the men--just where are these guys joined?) and the word "freak" is bandied about. We've encountered Siamese twin stories before and this one is neither better nor worse than the rest. It's just a mediocre script with some nice visuals.
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| "The Hazing" |
While frat-boy Warren Fuller tends to the boys of the fraternity he admires so much, he overhears them grumbling about their teacher, Professor Millstone, and his attitude toward underachieving athletes. Warren proclaims to his fellow students that he can prove Millstone is a commie if they'll accept him as one of their own and then sets to "proving" it by planting red literature in Millstone's dorm room. While this is happening, Warren is contacted by his sister, Selma, who's been keeping her brother afloat while he's in college by sending money. Selma informs Warren that she'll soon be wed and the meal ticket has expired. The crafty frat leads his boys to Millstone's room and, in a brazen act of B+E, points out the volumes of Marx and EC Comics sitting by Millstone's bedside. The boys turn the Prof. in to the Dean and all hell breaks loose. While waiting outside the Dean's office to see what fate awaits his victim, Warren is shocked to see his sister arrive but even more nonplussed to hear the news that Selma has married Professor Millstone! His new brother-in-law is fired, his sister disowns him, and the boys of Sigma Delta Dolt declare their frat off limits to the brother-in-law of a commie! Poor Warren is left badly-drawn and all alone. And, oh what bad drawing! The usually at-least-tolerable Joe Orlando must have been in a mighty hurry as most of his work on "The Hazing" looks like half-finished pencils with a bit of ink thrown on for good measure. Orlando's characters are misshapen freaks (hands and arms are smaller than they should be and one character looks a whole lot like Vincent Price's Egghead); his frat students are middle-aged; and, worse of all, there's not one iota of energy to the visuals (panels are virtually interchangeable). Perhaps the best example is the panel reprinted to your right that shows the absolute ". . . shock, . . . hurt and . . . utter despair etched" on the faces of Selma and Millstone. Oh, and the story's a bloated load of coincidental hooey as well. This could be the worst Shock SuspenStory ever (at least I hope it is).
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| More of Joe Orlando's gawdawful work from "The Hazing." |
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Wally!
No, wait, Reed!
("A Kind of Justice") |
Sixteen-year-old Shirley Hansen is taken to a shack at the edge of town and sexually assaulted. Her assailant vows to kill the girl if she reveals his identity to anyone but, when she gets home, her bullying father hauls her down to police headquarters to tell her story. Sheriff Judson and his deputy swear they'll catch the sumbitch and head out to round up suspects. It's not long before they stumble on a young stranger at the local diner, Eddie Nichols, who's just gotten into town and has no alibi for his last few hours. Nichols is naturally angry at being forcibly dragged down to the precinct by the law but, once he sees the growing mob outside, he begs the sheriff to keep him safe. Judson tells him the only way they can protect Eddie is if he signs a confession but it's not until the deputy goes to work on the kid with his fists that Nichols cracks and signs. Confession in hand, Sheriff Judson lets the mob outside know they've got their man and then stands aside as the lunatics storm the jail and murder Eddie. Judson drives Shirley home so that she doesn't have to be witness to the slaughter and warns the girl, again, that if she reveals his identity to anyone, he'll kill her.
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| "A Kind of Justice" |
I first read "A Kind of Justice" back in the early 1980s via Russ Cochran's boxed
Shock set and the reveal was a complete surprise to me, so I came at it from a different angle this time, looking for cheats and hints that
really are not there. That climax
is a Shock. We're inclined to believe, due to past Shocks, that Eddie is innocent but, for me, the guilty finger would naturally point to the aggressive deputy (whose name, Russ Ford, is just too close to that of Lou Ford, the insane deputy of Jim Thompson's
The Killer Inside Me, to be coincidence). Writer Carl Wessler taps successfully (maybe just this one time, we'll see) into that vein that Al ran dry in the first dozen or so issues, even topping it off with the obligatory crowd exclamation of "He's dead!" Though Reed Crandall's art is exciting and subtly brutal, this is so obviously a story that cries out "Wally!" Yes, the climax is a bit heavy-handed (the aforementioned deputy stands aside, almost salivating, as the crowd rips Eddie to pieces) but "A Kind of Justice" still packs a wallop.
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A typical yawn-inducing Kamen panel.
("The Pen is Mightier") |
Zack Hamlin drags himself up from the streets of a New York slum at the turn of the 20th Century and, through a series of fortunate turns, becomes an important gossip columnist and discovers that the adage, "The Pen is Mightier," is true. Along the way, he becomes good friends with mobster Manny Vaughn, who similarly makes the journey from simple hood to important underworld figure. Vaughn elevates Zack to national columnist through the years but makes a fatal mistake when he marries the gorgeous Inez. Zack ventilates his buddy and "inherits" the lovely Inez. My synopsis simplifies the plot but, believe me, there's not much else going on in this quasi-
Bad and the Beautiful rip-off. Wessler hammers into the reader just why Zack is so bitter about his life but there are segments that just make no sense whatsoever. A kindly newspaperman finds a hungry young Zack stealing produce and takes him under his wing but, years later, Zack stabs the man in the back almost gleefully. The climactic reveal is a cheat since Wessler describes the newspaperman's shock at "his friend's cold-blooded murder" in a panel depicting only the two conspirators. And all the while, we have to watch Jack Kamen work his "magic," slapping
that smart-ass grin on every one of his characters (though Kamen does allow Zack to have a Pinocchio-esque nose in a few panels, ostensibly to make him stand out from the other figures). The powerful cover belies the mostly sub-standard material found within the pages of the antepenultimate issue of what was once the most controversial and consistently well-written title in the EC stables.--
Peter
Jack: I read this issue before I read your comments, Peter, and I was shocked--shocked, I tell you!--that they were so negative. Though I figured out what was going on early in " . . . My Brother's Keeper," I thought Evans did a great job of keeping it hidden and the script is decent, especially for Wessler. "The Hazing" is heavy-handed and of its time but Orlando's art is less bizarre and ugly than it has been lately, so the story is bearable. Crandall's superb art makes "A Kind of Justice" a powerful tale, though I thought the end was telegraphed way before the last page. The Kamen story is not terrible, though Jack's art makes everything look like it's transpiring in 1954 and there's no sense of time passing. His attempt to draw a rumble is laughable. All in all, this is the best of the three comics we read this week and a reasonably good issue of
Shock.
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Next Week . . .
Can the New Haunted Tank
Live Up to the Old One?
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"Blood is the Code!" is another strong installment of the Unknown Soldier; this series is hitting all the right notes despite its admittedly far-fetched premise (guy walking around with a mask fools everyone). Bob Haney almost straddles the fence here in depicting the "bad guys" not as slant-eyed, buck-toothed jokes but as men of honor who aren't happy about the methods they must use to get information and who admire a man who can withstand a whole lot of suffering for his country. And this Unknown Soldier sure can absorb the pain. You can tell Joe loves this series as much as we do; sure, his Rock is stellar, but Kubert goes to another level every time he's assigned one of these scripts. I think the fact that, very soon, he's going to surrender regular duties on Rock yet stay the course on US supports my theory.
