Monday, June 18, 2018

Star Spangled DC War Stories Issue 132: November 1972

The DC War Comics
by Corporals Enfantino and Seabrook

Star Spangled War Stories 165

"Witness for a Coward"
Story by Bob Haney
Art by Jack Sparling

"General Oliver O. Howard"
Story and Art by Norman Maurer

"The Vengeance of Horus"
Story by Raymond Marais
Art by Ric Estrada

Peter: Lt. John Devers stands accused of desertion, a crime that will cost him his life before a firing squad at dawn, but the Unknown Soldier is convinced Devers is innocent. Problem is, the only "Witness for a Coward" is the Black Eagle, Nazi Colonel Heinz Lutzen, and Lutzen is safely behind enemy lines. Knowing he has only hours to save Devers's life, US sneaks behind the lines in disguise and convinces Lutzen (at gunpoint) to accompany him back to the base to testify for Devers. Though Lutzen is understandably hesitant to leave his comfortable desk, the two head out into the freezing night and narrowly avoid capture to arrive at the last second to delay the execution. Lutzen's testimony clears Devers of all charges and, though the Black Eagle is taken prisoner, US allows the Nazi to steal away into the night.

Is this fear? Hunger?
Even though its last-second stay of execution is hokey beyond belief (US and Lutzen literally drive their jeep right into the courtyard as the firing squad is "Ready . . . Aim . . ." ing!) "Witness" is not a bad story at all, thanks to some interesting twists and turns. After spending some time with US and seeing how determined he is to save the life of a "nobody," simply because it's the right thing to do, Lutzen develops a respect for our hero and even helps him to achieve his goal. It's nice to see Bob Haney suggesting that, even among mass-murderers, there is still some honor and respect. The final escape is predictable but still handled very nicely. And then there's that Sparling artwork. Oh my. Editor Joe hints at upcoming changes but, alas, a different artist is not one of them. We're stuck with Sparling for two more years.

Horus takes wing
"Gen. Oliver O. Howard" is a mercifully short bio of the Civil War General with excruciatingly bad visuals by Norman Maurer. It's the kind of art you'd see on a cereal box, devoid of anything resembling style or definition. "The Vengeance of Horus," which reboots the myth of the battle between gods Seth and Horus, might have worked better as a springboard for one of those cosmic epics in the pages of The Avengers rather than a DC War book, but the art's not bad.

Jack: Two years of Jack Sparling on Unknown Soldier? Quite a come down from Joe Kubert. I liked the lead story, too, and thought it was pretty exciting. I've seen worse examples of Jack Sparling's work. Maurer's art is not much better on the General Howard story, though the tale of a military man who kept going even after he had been shot twice in the same arm is stirring. "The Vengeance of Horus" is four pages of wackiness, as Marais and Estrada shove as much Egyptian mythology as they can into a limited space. It ends up seeming more like a superhero story than a war story.

Neal Adams
Weird War Tales 8

"The Avenging Grave"
Story by Robert Kanigher
Art by Tony DeZuniga

"Thou Shalt Not Kill"
Story Uncredited
Art by Steve Harper and Neal Adams

"Duel of the Dead"
Story by Robert Kanigher
Art by Tony DeZuniga

Peter: Sadistic German Lt. Otto Strasser gave orders to slaughter dozens of helpless French soldiers in WWI. Now, as a major, the Nazi leads his men over the same ground that holds the rotting corpses of those slain French soldiers. Strasser vows to his men that "the dead never return," but perhaps he's not entirely correct as the French corpses rise from their resting place for revenge. "The Avenging Grave" has some great art from DeZuniga but a threadbare "script" that holds no surprises. It's just too much like so many "the dead will rise" funny book stories to elicit more of a response than "meh!" I do like that the story signals a change in the direction of the title. Yes, some of the stories in the previous issues took their shoes off and dipped their toes in the supernatural water, but this story wades right out there. No doubt about it, this is a Weird war tale. It's just not very good.

The Golem rises from his stand in a Prague village and avenges the vicious murders of the town's Jews at the hands of the Nazis. "Thou Shalt Not Kill!" suffers from a case of overkill in that the Golem legend has been used for many comic horror stories (not to mention as the basis of a Marvel character) and so there's not much new ground to be tilled. Having said that, the story has some very nice Harper/Adams art and a really sadistic bent to it (the Golem rises to protect but only after most of the villagers have been herded into a church and burned alive--how about some of that protection here?!) that won me over and so I'd give it a thumbs-up.

Yet another sadistic German, this time Fokker pilot Hans Kessler, revels in the blood on his hands. Kessler not only enjoys shooting down enemy aces but landing after their demise and removing their heads for his trophy wall. One afternoon, Kessler shoots down an English pilot and lands for his souvenir only to get the surprise of his life: the corpse's fingers seem to have a life of their own and mow down the bloodthirsty ace. "Duel of the Dead" ends this issue's obvious message that only the Germans had a hankering for killing and mayhem. The end twist has been used before in one of the war titles (and probably by Big Bob), but I wasn't ready for it and it surprised me a bit. As with Big Bob's "Gallery of War" feature, I get the feeling Weird War really gave the writer a longer leash to tell more violent stories than those used in the other four titles which, because of their continuing cast members, could be constricting. This first real issue of WWT isn't all that great (though the art is top-notch), but it's certainly more entertaining than the pablum we were served in the first seven numbers.

Jack: The best thing about this issue is the cover by Neal Adams! I was excited to see the all-new contents and the art by DeZuniga, whom I remember fondly from his work on the Marvel black and white magazines. I also like seeing Joe Orlando sign on as editor, signifying that this is now a horror book rather than a war book. That said, the three stories are mediocre and the art not much better than that. I see very little of Neal Adams in the second tale and this is hardly DeZuniga's best work. The violence is definitely greater than what we're used to, though. I look forward to seeing what next issue brings!

Our Army at War 251

"The Iron Major"
Story by Robert Kanigher
Art by Russ Heath

"The Deserter!"
Story by Robert Kanigher
Art by Alfredo Alcala

Jack: The Nazis are shelling a seaside village, so headquarters orders Rock to get Easy Co. out of there right away! They march out of the village and, on a rooftop, "The Iron Major" stops a sniper from killing Rock with a long-distance shot. Recalling his prior meeting with Rock, the Iron Major says he wants to confront his nemesis face to face. Easy Co. decides to mount a rear-guard action and go back to the village, attacking by surprise from the sea. They succeed in defeating some of the Nazis but soon Rock comes face to face with the Iron Major, and hand to hand combat ensues; one of those hands is made of iron! Rock bests the major but refuses to shoot him point blank, leaving open the possibility of a future meeting.

"The Iron Major"
Kanigher does a decent job of bringing back the Iron Major, but I would've liked a little more information about where and when this story tales place. That's often a problem with the Sgt. Rock series--are they in Italy? North Africa? France? And what year is it, anyway? The U.S. troops weren't in Europe all that long during WWII but Rock and his men seem like they've been there 20 years or so to judge by the number of adventures they've had. In any case, Heath really shines in this story and, as usual, I liked the wordless sequence where the men sneak up on the Nazis from the sea.

In 480 B.C., King Leonidas of Sparta must protect the pass at Thermopylae from the assault of Persian King Xerxes and his army. A young Greek soldier named Nicias becomes "The Deserter!" and runs from battle when things get too hot, but the wise words of an old blind man he meets spur him to return to the fight, and he becomes the last Greek slain.

"The Deserter!"
A great big bare*bones welcome to Alfredo Alcala, an artist we loved in our DC horror series! This is a stirring piece of history, well-told by Kanigher and well-illustrated by Alcala. I do hope we get more history lessons if they're as good as this one!

Peter: I love that we got another showdown between Rock and the Iron Major (who first appeared way back in OA #158, September 1965 and was sequelized in #165, March 1966) but, truthfully, wasn't that a bit anticlimactic? A lot of build-up and then Rock simply embarrasses the poor Major. I want a re-re-rematch! The art by Russ is simply stunning; I'm going to have a hard time picking which of his jobs this year was the best but this is up there for sure. The guy just kept getting better and better. Speaking of which . . . gentlemen and nerds, I give you Alfredo Alcala for the first time in a DC war title! Anyone who read our blog on the DC mystery titles knows that Alcala is my all-time favorite artist and I have no shortage of synonyms for "great" in my treasure box to be used. This was the only war story Alcala contributed to appear outside of Weird War (where he would place 25 jobs); only natural since AA's style suited the supernatural. Good stuff on the way!

G.I. Combat 156

"Beyond Hell"
Story by Robert Kanigher
Art by Sam Glanzman

"The Crowded Coffin"
Story by Robert Kanigher
Art by Frank Thorne

Peter: The boys of the Jeb Stuart find themselves in a precarious pickle: their generator is shot and there are no open auto stores in the middle of the desert. The General is not much help either, throwing out his usual abstract mumbo-jumbo and then heading back to purgatory until the next adventure. Luckily, the crew stumble upon a dried-up oasis that happens to be where Rommel buried all his spare tank parts in case they were needed. Once they weather a sand storm and replace that generator, it's a good day. This is what we in grade school would have called a higgledy-piggledy story, bouncing to and fro but lacking anything remotely resembling a plot. The boys are stuck again, the General is his usual unhelpful self and, seriously, talk about finding your needle in a haystack. Jeb remembers someone saying Rommel had a cache out in the desert and (whattya know!) they're sitting right on top of it! The saving grace for "Beyond Hell" might be Sam's art which, if not on a level with Russ Heath (though that splash looks mighty Heath-ian), seems to be leveling out and steering away from the scratchy USS Stevens-style art. One interesting aspect of the script (and there's just the one, unfortunately) is that the rest of the crew see the General's ghost for a moment. They laugh it off as a mirage but maybe this is a sign of things to come.

A nice Eisner-esque, Heath-ian
splash from Sam Glanzman

A German U-Boat and an American sub face off in a deadly sea battle. The U-Boat gets the upper hand and sinks the sub but the Americans don't give up so easily and attempt a take-over of the Nazi ship. Heavy casualties mount during the hand-to-hand combat inside but the U-Boat's fate is decided when an American destroyer fires on and sinks the sub. The men on board sink to the bottom of the ocean and await their fate. "The Crowded Coffin" is just as powerful as the first entry in "Bob Kanigher's Gallery of War" ("White Devil . . . Yellow Devil" back in Star Spangled #164), with only Frank Thorne's crude art as a bit of a drawback. The image of an American calming a panicked young Nazi while doom seeps in around them is particularly stirring; it's almost as though Big Bob felt unleashed with this new series and decided to tell those deeper stories he always wanted to tell while chained to Gunner, Sarge, and Pooch. I mentioned Frank Thorne's artwork being a bit of a minus but it's not horrible, just very average, a la Glanzman. I must say that, though I've always been a pessimist, I like the direction the DC War titles are taking at this time and I hope they only get grittier.

The bleak, but stirring, conclusion to
"The Crowded Coffin"

Jack: It was surprising that the rest of the tank crew was able to see the ghost, wasn't it? After all these years of Jeb being the only one with the gift of sight, suddenly the other guys witness the general, but don't believe what they see! Will this trend continue or was Kanigher just being forgetful? I thought Glanzman's art was okay except when he tried to draw human faces, which seems to have been his weakness. Fortunately, there are many panels with only machinery. I expected more from Frank Thorne than we get in the backup story, but I guess if there's no redhead in a chain mail bikini in the tale then his heart's just not in it! The story was ironic and downbeat but I didn't find it terribly interesting.


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The Aces are High!

How Peter and Jack spent the early '70s.

Monday, June 11, 2018

EC Comics! It's An Entertaining Comic! Issue 59

The EC Reign Month by Month 1950-1956
 59: April 1955, Part I

Impact #1

"Tough Cop" ★★ 1/2
Story by Carl Wessler
Art by Reed Crandall

"The Diamond Pendant" ★★ 1/2
Story by Guy de Maupassant
Adaptation by Carl Wessler
Art by Graham Ingels

"The Dress" ★★  1/2
Story by Al Feldstein (?)
Art by George Evans

"Master Race" ★★★★
Story by Bill Gaines and Al Feldstein
Art by Bernie Krigstein

Detective Frank Monahan catches young Eddie Fuller trying to grab some cash from the open register drawer at a diner and plans to arrest him, but the boy's sob story leads Monahan to follow him home, where Mrs. Fuller lies in bed, gravely ill. Monahan calls an ambulance and the boy's mother is taken to the hospital. Monahan, who has a solid reputation as a "Tough Cop," then marches the boy right past the station house and takes him to his own home, where joins a group of other underprivileged boys the Monahans have taken in.

The disappointing ending of "Tough Cop"--
were they mocking the new Comics Code?

Carl Wessler tells this story in Guys and Dolls fashion, both in the captions and in the dialogue; he even tips the reader off to what he is doing in a caption on page two, where he writes that the diner is "crowded with guys and dolls." Crandall's art is decent, as usual, but the end of the story is an unwelcome twist.

Millie thought all the men were looking at
"The Diamond Pendant" . . .
Larry's boss invites him and his wife Millie to a New Year''s Eve party, so Millie borrows "The Diamond Pendant" from her wealthy friend Julia and is a hit at the soiree. She loses it on the way home and is so ashamed that she and her husband mortgage their future to pay for another one. They spend the decades that follow working like slaves to pay off the loan; Larry eventually dies and Millie becomes an old hag at 55. Finally paying off the loan, she confesses the truth to Julia, who is shocked and admits that the pendant was nothing but a cheap, paste imitation!

Guy de Maupassant was a great storyteller and I enjoyed this updating of his classic tale, though Ingels's art seems a bit too depressing for the subject matter. What was even more depressing was Millie's lament that, at age 55, she was in "life's twilight." That is particularly troubling to those of us born in 1963.

Jane keels over in "The Dress."
A young woman named Jane wants nothing more in life than to wear "The Dress" that used to belong to her grandmother, but her Aunt Agatha won't allow it. Martin Paulson, who lives upstairs, begins to think that Agatha delights in torturing Jane by refusing to let her wear the dress. He gets the other boarders to give Agatha the silent treatment, takes her to court, and finally breaks into the glass case where the dress is kept. Agatha bursts in and Jane is overcome by emotion and drops dead of a heart attack. Agatha finally reveals to Martin that the desire to wear the dress had been the only thing keeping Jane alive; the dress was so old that it would have fallen to dust if removed from its glass case.

Martin is such a busybody and Agatha is such a dolt! He should have just asked her what was going on and she should have confessed long ago. It would've saved everyone a lot of trouble and Jane would still be among us. Well, she'd be pretty old by now, but who knows?

One of many classic segments
from "Master Race."
Carl Reissman, former Nazi in command of the Belsen Concentration Camp, escaped from Europe after WWII and settled in New York City, afraid that one day his past would catch up with him. And so it does, in the form of a camp inmate who suddenly recognizes his former captor one day on an otherwise deserted subway car. Struck with fear, Reissman runs as the man pursues him, but the former Nazi's attempt at escape this time ends in tragedy as he falls beneath the wheels of a subway car.

"Master Race" is, of course, one of the all time classic EC stories, filled with powerful images and illustrated magnificently by Krigstein in cinematic style. It's impossible to put one's self back in the mindset of a reader in 1955, only ten years after the camps were liberated and the Nuremberg Trials held. How much of what is portrayed in this story was common knowledge then, and what was a story like this doing in a comic book, typically read by kids? Gaines, Feldstein, and Krigstein deserve a lot of credit for telling this shattering story and for doing it so well. That said, why did Jack Davis draw the cover?--Jack

Peter: After the hammer fell and the newly-devised CCA came into effect, outlawing the words "Terror" and "Horror" in all titles, Bill Gaines felt he had no choice but to retire his horror line. Though Shock SuspenStories didn't qualify as a horror title, its contents certainly crossed the line several times. Impact was obviously a reboot of Shock, featuring stories that would have fit comfortably within those covers. The standout is "Master Race," a story that has been the subject of perhaps more ink than any other EC story (aside from "Judgment Day") and yet isn't one that's usually brought up in conversation. That could be because it appeared post-New Trend or because it doesn't end with body parts in the deli window; who knows? It's a fabulously layered story, with more of those cinematic flashes Krigstein would show from time to time (the oncoming "steel monster," the commuters in the train's windows, the finale on the platform, etc.), and an effective twist ending that I suspected at first but then strayed from, only to have it thrown in my face. Oh, hell, he was the prison guard, not the new passenger! An interesting trivia note: "Master Race" was originally scheduled for Crime SuspenStories #26 (ergo the "falling man" cover) but Krigstein requested the 8-page length and so it was held back for a later issue.

Hey Kids! Comics!
("Master Race")
"Tough Cop!," with its contraction-free dialogue, is a weird, ultimately unsatisfying morality tale about perception. It would work if Monahan's personality turn-around weren't so unbelievably abrupt. And, speaking of morality tales, have you ever read anything as miserable as "The Diamond Pendant"? No, Millie doesn't take an axe and give Julia forty whacks (as she might have done in a Ghastly Crypt tale) but what is the moral here? That it's evil a woman should want to look a little good so her husband can advance in the world and raise them above the hellhole they've been consigned to? Maybe Wessler left out a few details from de Maupassant's original, but I fail to see much in the way of Millie's "pride, hunger, and envy for material things" on display. After such a great build-up chock full of suspense, I guess it was only natural that "The Dress" would have such a disappointing reveal (holy cow! the dress fell apart! now that's impact!) but at least we get some nice George Evans visuals to ease the pain.

Psychoanalysis #1

"Freddy Carter: Session 1" 0 (yes, you read that right, zero)
"Ellen Lyman: Session 1" 0
Stories by Dan Keyes
Art by Jack Kamen

"Mark Stone: Session 1" 1/2★
Story by Robert Bernstein
Art by Jack Kamen

Troubled teenager "Freddy Carter" has been brought to "the psychiatrist" by his parents, who are at the end of their rope with the juvenile delinquent. Dad's tried everything . . . "bribes, threats, beatings, reason," but now the little fool has gone and done it . . . Freddy has stolen his best friend's watch! Mom, meanwhile, has done everything she can to bring up a lover, not a fighter, but her bullying husband keeps butting in and interrupting Freddy's poetry classes. "I'm a man and I want my son to be a man . . . not some effeminate drip, writing sonnets about ladies' eyebrows . . ." Fair enough, Pop wants Tom Brady, Mom wants Nureyev. But what does Freddy want and why did he snatch Billy's wristwatch? Well, those are a couple of really good questions. Our hero, "the psychiatrist," informs Freddy that the reason for the theft lies behind the fact that he doesn't get enough attention from Mom and Pop. Billy's parents are so cool and Billy's pa doesn't care that Billy wants to become a lumberjack rather than a quarterback. Billy's mom feels a boy should just do what he wants to do, even dress in girl's clothing if that's what floats his boat. "So, you see," says "the psychiatrist," "you didn't steal that watch, Freddy, you were trying to steal Billy's parents." Promising to unlock the "pretty terrific guy" who lives deep inside the budding psychopath, "the psychiatrist" tells Freddy his hour is up but he'll help him some more next issue. Now scram, ya crazy juvie!

Norman Bates's younger brother opens up.
("Freddy Carter: Session 1")

True enlightenment may come at a cost.
("Ellen Lyman: Session 1")
"Ellen Lyman" is having really bad migraine headaches so she's come to "the psychiatrist" for answers but all he seems to want to do is ask the girl about her bad dreams about Scotch gardeners and big gates and exams she can't possibly get 100% on and skeletons who lie around trees so how in the heck is she gonna get cured this way? Turns out all of Ellen's problems lie in the deep-seated hatred she has for her sister, who used to steal all the love from Mom and get all the best dresses and Ellen would only get the hand-me-downs because Mom and Dad had financial problems and all Ellen would get to play with was that nasty dirty white rabbit her sister threw away and what kind of toy is that anyway? So the doc says Ellen's headaches come from the fact that she wants to see her sister dead and after all what good would that do anyway since it wouldn't bring the dead bluebird back to life or get her the Duncans' beautiful garden next door so . . . well, the hour is up and Ellen will have to come back next issue.

Way too many sissies out there.
("Mark Stone: Session 1")
"Mark Stone" makes a bundle writing TV scripts but he's unhappy and waiting for the big heart attack that will kill him. He knows it's coming because all success stories end in heart attacks. Mark is so self-loathing that he can't go to the picture shows or the theater for fear of seeing true art and knowing, once again, that he's nothing but a hack. Then there's his horrible childhood, growing up Jewish and all with a demanding father and dodging rocks in an anti-Semitic neighborhood. It's enough to turn anyone into a highly-paid TV lackey. "The Psychiatrist" knows exactly what's at the root of Mark's problem but nine pages is just not enough to explain it so Mark will have to come back next issue.

I have a feeling this is going to be a rough four issues. I want to see the transcript of the office meeting where Al said to Bill, "I've got a great idea for a zine!" and Bill green-lit an entire title devoted to 1950s' problems solved by a nameless shrink. Oh, and let's have Jack Kamen (who, to be honest, is perfect for a waste of time like this) illustrate the entire run of the rag, as that will work up excitement among the dwindling fan base. Populated by cliches rather than characters and mostly scripted by (insanely enough) the guy who would go on to write Flowers for Algernon, can this get any worse? I've had to come up with a new "0" rating to help convey my true feelings for this swill. I'd love to be able to say this rating won't be trotted out again but alas...  The only thing that would have saved this experiment, for me, would have been a psychiatrist's postscript that told how the session really didn't work and Freddy later became one of those child-molesting sheriffs in Shock SuspenStories and Ellen was one of those swamp-molls who killed her husband and dumped him in the quicksand from Haunt of Fear and Mark became editor-in-chief of the New Direction titles. Instead, we'll have to put up with these insufferable stereotypes for another three issues. -Peter

Peter makes an appointment with the "psychiatrist"
when he discovers Psychoanalysis is not a one-shot.
Jack: Peter, when you talked me into this project, you did not tell me that I would have to read four issues of a comic book called Psychoanalysis and that they would all be drawn by Jack Kamen. Now that Jose has given up on us, we have no choice but to plod through these overly-wordy pages till we reach the end. The introductory page states that Mark Stone's story will take five "issue sessions," but since I think this comic is going to last only four issues, will we be forever left wondering  how the poor, tubby TV scribe will ever stop having chest pains? I have to admit that I found the analysis of Freddy Carter's problems kind of interesting, probably because I saw a bit of myself there. Ellen Lyman's tale perks up a bit with the dream sequence but that goes on too long. I thought sure that Duncan the next door neighbor would turn out to be the Scotch guard, but nope, they went in a New Direction. I am really excited for next issue!

Valor #1

"The Arena" ★★ 1/2
Story by Carl Wessler
Art by Al Williamson and Angelo Torres

"Strategy" ★★ 1/2
Story Uncredited
Art by Bernie Krigstein

"Revolution" ★★ 1/2
Story by Carl Wessler
Art by Graham Ingels

"The Return of King Arthur" ★★★
Story Uncredited
Art by Wally Wood

Gladiator Andronicus has a very important fan in "The Arena" to watch him best the other contenders, a gorgeous gal named Agrippina, a woman who happens to be married to the emperor, Titus Flavius. Agrippina uses her wifely charms to persuade her hubby that Andronicus is wasting his talents in the arena and should be a captain in Rome's greatest army. The emperor agrees and sends Andronicus to battle the Greeks, much to the chagrin of Agrippina. While battling, Andronicus meets and falls in love with a beautiful slave girl named Theta and they begin a steamy love affair. When Agrippina discovers her lover has strayed, she sentences Theta to death in the arena, where she will be torn to shreds by bulls and gorillas. Unable to dissuade Agrippina, Andronicus drops himself down into the pit to face death with his true love.

Andronicus discovers that love hurts.

The "Strategy" revealed.
Tasked with "taming" the "savages" of Haiti, the General finds his adversary more than able and, in the end, the General is tricked by a crafty "Strategy."

Thirteen years before the French "Revolution," young Claude Gaulois, son of a poor baker, finds himself in love with the daughter of Duke de Chambeaus, a cruel and tyrannical man who has no time for baker's sons. Claude's father, Pierre, works for the resistance in his off hours and finds his son's predilection for the child of his enemy to be distracting. Through the years, Pierre tries to talk sense into his stubborn son but to no avail; the boy cannot shake his love for the beautiful Nanon. When the Bastille falls, the aristocrats and their families are sentenced to death and Claude has no choice but to don a Zorro-like mask and save his love and her father. As their small boat sets off for London, the Duke praises Claude for his actions but reminds him he is only a baker's son and not fit to marry the daughter of royalty. Nanon reminds her pompous pop that he is no longer royal and that she'll court whomever she pleases.

Could the strange knight who has appeared throughout the countryside to wrong rights and free shackled men really be the famed King Arthur of Avalon? How could it be when Arthur had died there centuries before? Whoever this vision is, he's successful at raising an army of like-minded men as he travels from village to village. But once this King Arthur ascends to the throne, it becomes obvious he is only a fraud using the legend to obtain wealth and power. However, this "King Arthur" discovers that it's not wise to besmirch the name of a legend, even a dead one.

They say they want a "Revolution."

As Shock gave way to Impact, so Two-Fisted begat Valor, a war title that didn't advertise itself as a war title but as a funny book devoted to "mortal combat." For the most part, editor Feldstein did a good job laying claim to the talents of artists who had proven their combat mettle in Two-Fisted and Frontline (how Al ever thought Graham and Bernie were battle guys, I'll never know). I liked "The Arena" quite a bit. It's a lot like those big-budget Hollywood epics (Gladiator, Braveheart, etc.) that have a downbeat ending but somehow make you feel good about life! Not that Andronicus and Theta were feeling great about life in the panel following the finale! Wessler provides lots of great little historical details that I thought Andronicus surely must have been a real-life hero but it seems as though he might be a composite of several historical characters. As for the rest of the premiere issue, well, that's a mixed bag. "Strategy" has a great surprise but not-so-great art from Bernie, who is in full "Grandenetti-mode" here. Perhaps Bernie upped his game when he found something that challenged him or offered him an empty landscape. Similarly, Graham Ingels contributes his first bonafide success outside the horror genre with "Revolution," but the story left me a bit cold. On the flip side, I thought "The Return of King Arthur" was very clever and Wally contributes one of his typically detailed and stunning artjobs. So, I guess I would echo my misgivings at the onset of Piracy -- can Al find enough quality scripts to fill five issues of Valor? -Peter

Jack: The gorgeous art in "The Arena" carried me along and I thoroughly enjoyed this rousing tale of lust, love, and heroism in Ancient Rome. Krigstein's art in "Strategy" is fine, and the story was a satisfying one with a knockout surprise ending. It's no surprise, however, to see a black man victorious in a 1955 EC comic, hot on the heels of 1954's Supreme Court decision in Brown v. Board of Education! Ingels seems best-suited for period pieces, so "Revolution" works, but "The Return of King Arthur" is just historical enough to be a bit too confusing to enjoy completely, despite Wood's excellent art.

Weird Science-Fantasy #28

"The Inferiors" ★★★
Story by Al Feldstein
Art by Wally Wood

"Lost in Space" ★★★
Story by Otto Binder
Art by Al Williamson, Angelo Torres, and Roy Krenkel

"Round Trip" ★★
Story by Bill Gaines and Al Feldstein
Art by Jack Kamen

"The Trial of Adam Link" ★★★
Story by Eando Binder
Adaptation by Al Feldstein
Art by Joe Orlando

"The Inferiors"
A ship traveling through deep space lands on an Earth-like planet, hoping to find out what caused an ancient civilization to wipe itself out utterly. The spacemen find a helpful disc and projector and learn that the dead civilization reached the pinnacle of evolution and then began to go backwards. Knowing their fate, they agreed to kill themselves but allowed a handful of members of their race to live and travel to another planet, where they would breed, survive, and devolve until they reached the lowest rung on the evolutionary ladder. Of course, that planet was Earth, and the lowest rung is man.

While it's nice to read a Feldstein/Wood collaboration and enjoy the artwork in "The Inferiors," the story is rather predictable and there's little new to see here. Yes, man is violent. We get it. It was clever the first time but by the tenth  it's getting to be old hat.

Young Myra Van Dyke spends her days on Mars, pining away for her boyfriend Jim on Earth and whining to her father about wanting to go back to her beau. Dad tries to distract her with fun activities, such as hunting on a moon of Jupiter, but to no avail, and she escapes from him, buys a space cruiser, and rockets back toward Earth and her Jim. She is shocked to see no sign of Earth and thinks she has overshot the green planet and become "Lost in Space." Instead, she had never left her father and the trip was all in her addled mind. Her father tries to tell her once again that Earth and Jim were destroyed by a comet, but she cannot hear him and just keeps begging him to let her go back.

"Lost in Space"
Al Williamson's art is so beautiful that it hardly matters what story he's illustrating. This one is fairly good, though it is really little more than a story about a crazy teenage girl who wants to see her boyfriend and whines for pages on end.

Sixty-three year old dishwasher Henry Wilkens grew up wanting to go into space but never made anything of himself. His wife Ellie has never done anything but nag and now he's old and has no prospects. He must resign himself to being stuck on Mars.

Maybe someone can explain "Round Trip" to me? Is it really as simple as it seems--an old man never got to go into space and oh, by the way, he lives on Mars, not Earth? So?

"The Trial of Adam Link"
Adam Link, the intelligent robot last seen in "I, Robot," returns in "The Trial of Adam Link." Dr. Link's nephew Thomas is a lawyer determined the defend his uncle's robot. On the eve of trial, Adam saves two people from a burning building, but nobody witnesses his heroic act. During the trial, the prosecutor's case is too strong and, though Adam saves a young child from being run down in the street, the jury comes back with a guilty verdict and he is sentenced to die in the electric chair.

This is a fascinating story, simplified for the comics but still captivating, even with Joe Orlando's somewhat homely portrayals of the humans involved. Since we're near the end of our EC sci-fi run, I have a feeling the tale of the thoughtful robot ends here, but I'd like to see more.--Jack

"Round Trip"
Peter: "Lost in Space" could have used some of the excitement of the TV show. Who cares that Earth was destroyed by a comet? All I wanted was for Myra to stop that incessant whining ("sobbbb"). Raise your hand if you were surprised by the finale of "The Inferiors." Right . . . you, the one with his hand raised . . . you need to stay after class and re-read all the EC sci-fi stories. Obviously, Al Feldstein did. "Round Trip" is like a hundred other Jack Kamen-illustrated "bad marriage" stories with a Martian backdrop (big deal!) and "The Trial of Adam Link" is the second installment in the really bad robot series. Obviously, editor Al was looking to fill some pages with continuing series characters like those in Two-Fisted; I just wish he'd looked elsewhere.

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Thursday, June 7, 2018

The Hitchcock Project-Stanley Ellin Part Five: You Can't Be a Little Girl All Your Life [7.7] and Wrapup

by Jack Seabrook

Being a woman in America in the late '50s/early '60s was no picnic, as we have seen repeatedly on various episodes of Alfred Hitchcock Presents, but the ordeal of Julie Barton, as presented in "You Can't Be a Little Girl All Your Life," may be the worst example yet. In Stanley Ellin's story, which was first published in the May 1958 issue of Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, Julie awakens from sleep and thinks her husband Tom has come home late from work, but instead a gloved hand covers her mouth and, when she bites it, she is punched until she passes out. She wakes up to find herself being attended to by a doctor as her husband urges her to describe her attacker to the police. Lieutenant Christensen and Mr. Dahl from the District Attorney's office attempt to interrogate her, but all she remembers is that the man wore leather gloves.

"You Can't Be a Little
Girl All Your Life"
was first published here
Implying that she was raped, the police pressure her to help identify her attacker for the safety of the community. She receives round the clock attention from her husband and two nurses. Her parents visit and her mother reports that Tom is determined to kill Julie's attacker once he has been identified. She warns Dr. Vaughn, who promises to tell the police so that they will keep an eye on Tom. A suspect, Charles Brunner, is arrested and Julie is brought to the police station to identify him; under great pressure, she agrees that he was her attacker. Tom pulls a gun and lunges toward the man, but the police tackle him and his leg is broken in the melee.

After Tom spends time in the hospital, he comes home with his leg in a cast. As the trial approaches, Julie avoids mentioning the subject. One evening, after Tom is asleep, Dr. Karlweiss visits and wants to know if she is sure that Brunner was the man who attacked her. Karlweiss had been treating Brunner and says that a crime of this sort is out of character for him. As the trial gets ever closer, Julie is filled with a sense of impending dread. One evening, Tom asks her to gather his clothes to take to the tailor so that he will ready to attend the trial. She picks up the jacket that he had not worn since the night of the attack and finds a pair of gloves in the pocket; one is "crusted with dark-brown stains." Tom, hobbled by his cast, admits that he came home drunk from work after a business deal fell through. He could not find his key, so he crawled through the window. "'That's when it happened,'" he says. He can't explain why he did it, but he insists that she must go through with seeing that Brunner is convicted so she will never have to think of it again. Tom insists that no one will believe her if she tells the truth. Julie runs into the street, discarding the dark glasses behind which she had been hiding, and "fled toward lights and people."

Dick York as Tom
In this story, Stanley Ellin provides clues to the horrible fact of the attacker's identity while painting an uncomfortable portrait of a woman whose own identity is defined by the men around her. Julie is "desperately anxious to give him the answer he wanted" when Lt. Christensen presses her for details of her attacker's appearance, and her interrogators demonstrate no compassion for her, showing her her own face in a mirror to try to force a reaction. Her own mother insists that Julie protect Tom from his violent instincts and tells her that she "'owes'" her husband sex, leaving Julie "chilled by a sudden insight into her parents' life together." Julie is treated like a child: Dr. Vaughn tells her that she looks "'mighty cute in those dark glasses '" and Julie, understandably, admits that "'I just feel better wearing them,'" happy to shield herself from the reality of the situation before her.

Carolyn Kearney as Julie
Julies complicity in her situation is not ignored, however. When Tom calls her "'the only demure married woman in the world,'" she glows with happiness. At the story's climax, when Tom attempts to justify his actions, Julie's eyes are opened and she realizes that her weakness lies in "the need to have them always approve." At the end, she removes the dark glasses and throws them to the ground, no longer hiding herself from the reality of her world where men are in charge and she has been powerless.

Three years after Ellin's story was published, Helen Nielsen adapted it for television and it was broadcast on Alfred Hitchcock Presents on NBC on Tuesday, November 21, 1961. The teleplay removes the story's opening scene, where Julie is attacked, and the episode opens on a close up of Julie in profile. The right side of her face is kept hidden by how she is positioned and where the camera is placed, creating anticipation for the moment when her bruises are first shown. We learn of the assault through dialogue and Julie's interrogators subtly suggest that she may have played some part in her own victimization, asking how she spent her long, lonely evenings. Nielsen ends the first segment with a shocking moment, as Dahl spins Julie's chair around and we see her full face reflected in a wall mirror for the first time, followed by a cut to a close up of her eyes, one of which is badly bruised.

Julie is forced to look in the mirror
Nielsen increases Julie's isolation by removing all of the other female characters from the story and by increasing the focus on how the men in Julie's life have always sheltered her. When Julie's father visits, he explains that her mother died when Julie was young and her father raised her, protectively. He insists on tucking her into bed like a child and reminds Tom that her husband was also her first boyfriend; she went straight from the role of daughter to that of wife. Dr. Vaughn also asks Julie how she spent her evenings, suggesting that she was going out or doing something to encourage her attacker. Nielsen's script downplays Tom's violent tendencies; he has no gun at the police station and no one tells Julie she needs to protect him.

Ted de Corsia as Lt. Christensen
The final scene benefits from good shot choices by director Norman Lloyd. We see Tom sitting before a mirror in a shot that shows Julie's point of view; he puts on his tie and a pair of crutches are thrust into the frame in front of him. Julie goes to get his coat and puts on her dark glasses, suggesting that, once more, she is trying to shield herself from the truth. She takes his coat out of the closet and drops it, then sees the glove poking out of a pocket; she sees the torn finger and puts the glove on her own hand to confirm her suspicions.

Julie then confronts Tom in a scene that is more suspenseful than the one in Ellin's story. Once again, the camera shows her point of view, and we are in Julie's place as she approaches her husband. Her hand, holding the glove, enters the frame as she asks him about the garment and then accuses him. "'You hit me!'" she says, leaving any mention of rape out of the discussion. Unlike the story, where Tom is unable to stand up, here he gets up and, using his crutches, approaches her menacingly as he makes his excuses, falling once but getting back up and continuing towards her as she yells at him and finally takes off her glasses. He makes one last lunge and falls to the floor; she throws the glasses down and exits, repeating: "'They will believe me!'"

Howard Caine as Dahl
"You Can't Be a Little Girl All Your Life" is a good adaptation of a powerful short story, a short, low-budget crime film that makes good use of minimal sets and scene changes. The entire episode takes place in three rooms: Julie's bedroom, her living room, and a room at the police station. Carolyn Kearney gives a strong performance as Julie and Helen Nielsen's teleplay streamlines the story, increasing the suspense and adding moments of high tension such as the incident at the end of first segment where Julie is forced to look at herself in the mirror. Norman Lloyd's direction is sharp, with the point of view shots near the end of the episode recalling similar shots used by Robert Stevens in episodes like "Our Cooks a Treasure," and the camera angles and positioning of Kearney in the first scene creating viewer anticipation for the revelation of her bruised face.

Frank Milan as Dr. Vaughn
Helen Nielsen (1918-2002) contributed to the designs of aircraft in World War Two and the FictionMags Index lists over fifty short stories written by her, mostly between 1954 and 1973. She also wrote crime novels for 25 years, from The Kind Man in 1951 to The Brink of Murder in 1976. There were a handful of TV and film adaptations of her work, and she wrote teleplays for the Hitchcock show, both adapting her own stories for the small screen and adapting the work of others, such as Stanley Ellin.

Needing no introduction is Norman Lloyd (1914- ), who directed twenty-two episodes of the Hitchcock show. The last one examined here was Ellin's "The Day of the Bullet."

Bill Quinn as Julie's father

As Tom, the brutal, deceiving husband, Dick York turns on a dime from concern to menace. His screen career lasted from 1945 to 1984 and he was seen on the Hitchcock show seven times, including Ellin's "The Blessington Method."

Carolyn Kearney (1930-2005), so effective as the battered wife, was born in Detroit. Her screen career was rather brief, lasting from 1956 to 1970, and this was the only time she appeared on the Hitchcock show. She was also seen on The Twilight Zone and she played Dick York's wife once again (having not learned her lesson) on the classic Thriller episode, "The Incredible Dr. Markesan."

In smaller roles:
  • Ted de Corsia (1905-1973) plays Lt. Christensen; he was on Old Time Radio and then on screen from 1947 to 1972, playing countless small roles on TV, including appearances on The Twilight Zone, Thriller, and The Outer Limits. He was seen on the Hitchcock show three times, including "The Magic Shop." His first film credit was for Orson Welles's The Lady from Shanghai.
  • Frank Milan (1905-1977) plays Dr. Vaughn; he had an unremarkable career on screen, appearing on film from 1937 to 1942 and on TV from 1951 to 1962. This was his only role on the Hitchcock show.
  • Howard Caine (1926-1993) plays Dahl, the District Attorney's man; born Howard Cohen in Nashville, he served in the U.S. Navy in the Pacific Theater during World War Two and was on Broadway. His screen career lasted from 1953 to 1988 and he was seen on The Twilight Zone and The Outer Limits. He was a semi-regular on Hogan's Heroes and an accomplished banjo player. Caine appeared on three episodes of the Hitchcock show, including "Mrs. Bixby and the Colonel's Coat."
  • Bill Quinn (1912-1994) plays Julie's father; he was on film as a child in 1923-1924 and then returned to the screen in 1956 and stayed till 1989. He was seen in countless TV shows and played Dr. Melnitz in four episodes of The Odd Couple. He also had a part in Hitchcock's The Birds (1963). He was in two episodes of the Hitchcock TV show.
Like most of the seventh season of Alfred Hitchcock Presents, "You Can't Be a Little Girl All Your Life" is not yet available on DVD in the U.S., nor is it available for viewing online.


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“You Can't Be a Little Girl All Your Life.” Alfred Hitchcock Presents, season 7, episode 7, NBC, 21 Nov. 1961.

Stanley Ellin on Alfred Hitchcock Presents: An Overview and Episode Guide

The eight episodes of Alfred Hitchcock Presents based on stories by Stanley Ellin represent a very strong group indeed. All of the stories originally appeared in Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, from the first ("The Specialty of the House") in May 1948 to the last ("The Day of the Bullet") in October 1959. Two episodes aired toward the end of season one: "Help Wanted" and "The Orderly World of Mr. Appleby"; both were fine adaptations that featured meek men who turn to murder. The weakest of the batch is the sole episode from season three, "The Festive Season"; the story on which it is based depends on a twist ending and the TV show is overly talky.

Three episodes from the fifth season deserve the label of "classics": "The Blessington Method," a rare show with science fiction elements that posits a solution to the problem of the elderly; "Specialty of the House," an unforgettable look at cannibalism and greed based on the story that launched Ellin's career; and "The Day of the Bullet," a wistful lament about childhood and how two boys' paths diverge after a seminal event.

Finally, season seven brought two more Ellin stories to the small screen: "You Can't Be a Little Girl All Your Life," a fine, low budget crime film that paints a troubling picture of a woman's life in 1961, and "The Faith of Aaron Menefee," with a script by Ray Bradbury that tells of a possibly crooked faith healer in rural America.

Stanley Ellin's stories are a delight to read and they served as great sources for a series of wonderful half hours of classic television.


Episode title-“Help Wanted” [1.27]
Broadcast date-1 April 1956
Teleplay by-Robert C. Dennis
Based on-"Help Wanted" by Stanley Ellin
First print appearance-Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine June 1949
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"Help Wanted"

Episode title-"The Orderly World of Mr. Appleby" [1.29]
Broadcast date-15 April 1956
Teleplay by-Victor Wolfson and Robert C. Dennis
Based on-"The Orderly World of Mr. Appleby" by Stanley Ellin
First print appearance-Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine May 1950
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"The Orderly World of Mr. Appleby"

Episode title-"The Festive Season" [3.31]
Broadcast date-4 May 1958
Teleplay by-James P. Cavanagh
Based on-"Death on Christmas Eve" by Stanley Ellin
First print appearance-Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine January 1950
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"The Festive Season"

Episode title-"The Blessington Method" [5.8]
Broadcast date-15 November 1959
Teleplay by-Halsted Welles
Based on-"The Blessington Method" by Stanley Ellin
First print appearance-Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine June 1956
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"The Blessington Method"

Episode title-"Specialty of the House" [5.12]
Broadcast date-13 December 1959
Teleplay by-Victor Wolfson and Bernard C. Schoenfeld
Based on-"The Specialty of the House" by Stanley Ellin
First print appearance-Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine May 1948
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"Specialty of the House"

Episode title-"The Day of the Bullet" [5.20]
Broadcast date-14 February 1960
Teleplay by-Bill S. Ballinger
Based on-"The Day of the Bullet" by Stanley Ellin
First print appearance-Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine October 1959
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"The Day of the Bullet"

Episode title-"You Can't Be a Little Girl All Your Life" [7.7]
Broadcast date-21 November 1961
Teleplay by-Helen Nielsen
Based on-"You Can't Be a Little Girl All Your Life" by Stanley Ellin
First print appearance-Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine May 1958
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"You Can't Be a Little Girl All Your Life"

Episode title-"The Faith of Aaron Menefee" [7.17]
Broadcast date-30 January 1962
Teleplay by-Ray Bradbury
Based on-"The Faith of Aaron Menefee" by Stanley Ellin
First print appearance-Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine September 1957
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"The Faith of Aaron Menefee"

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