The Critical Guide to
the Warren Illustrated Magazines
1964-1983
by Uncle Jack
& Cousin Peter
Enrich |
"...Beware, Dreamers!" ★★
Story by T. Casey Brennan
Art by Jose Gonzalez
"Horus Tomb of the Gods" ★
Story and Art by Esteban Maroto
"Death in the Shadows" ★1/2
Story by Doug Moench
Art by Luis Garcia Mozos
"A Man's World" ★
Story by Mike Jennings
Art by Jose Bea
"Lover of the Bayou" ★★
Story by Jan Strnad
Art by L.M. Roca
"The Wedding Ring" ★★
Story by Steve Skeates
Art by Jerry Grandenetti
"...Beware, Dreamers!" |
Meanwhile, a schmuck named Ernie Johnson is reading the New York Times best-seller, The Crimson Chronicles (now in paperback), when he decides he wants to serve the Cult of Chaos in some form. Ernie summons up a demon, who explains that the Cult is looking to add a "Dreamslayer" and, if Ernie decides to take the job, he will travel into the mind of (guy on a stake) Norto, an alien who was imprisoned by the Cult centuries before and is now designed to be a trap for unwary passersby. Ernie says he's up to the job and so the demon fits him with a Statue of Liberty skull-cap and an "I'm a Demon Worshipper" logo-ed robe and sends him into the dream-world.
Give me your tired, your poor... |
After some half-hearted refusals, Vampi goes all out and drains her beau, killing him and leaving her depressed. Dream-Slayer returns, impersonating Vampi's first love, Tristan of Drakulon, but the illusion doesn't last long. Norto returns to battle Dream-Slayer but is no match for the goofy, cactus-headed freak. Norto is killed, which infuriates the Cult of Chaos (who wanted him to remain a bear-trap in the woods for centuries to come), and Ernie Johnson is vaporized. The trio are transported back into our world and discover that what happens in Dream-World stays in Dream-World. Adam is just fine!
Unfortunately, his Pop, the ultra-hyper Phil Spector-look-alike, senses that Adam has died and been reborn. "My son is a vampire" hypothesizes the old kook, and he hops on a plane with a suitcase full of wooden stakes, promising his son's torment won't last long.
Who goosed the vampiress? |
"Horus Tomb of the Gods" |
"Death in the Shadows" |
Someone spelling Bea? |
"Lover of the Bayou" |
"The Wedding Ring" |
I could cheat and feed the whole synopsis of "The Wedding Ring" into Google-Psychobabble, but I'm not one to rely on outside influences. Besides, all I have to do is look at the writer credit and it says all I need to know about the clarity of the tale. But to say the climax is a bit abrupt is fair, I think. Jerry Grandenetti, perhaps, has found his apex; his swirling tree limbs and strangling tresses are a wonder to behold. Who are these maidens and why do they seem to get off on killing Claire's lovers? And how do they get the ring to shrink? Why are the women chanting near-Lovecraftian verses (Is Cthluntla--or Chlunthlua--a second cousin to the Great God himself?)? And, most of all, why am I so relieved this issue is over? -Peter
Jack-Peter, you did not mention two highlights of hilarity in this issue of Vampirella: the letter by Don McGregor about his story from issue #15 and the LONG discourse by Doug Moench about his tale from the same issue. Moench goes on and on but, in the end, I agree with his central point. The two discourses are reprinted at the end of this post.
"A Man's World" is so darn goofy that I kind of liked it and, again, Bea's art is very good. "Horus" features excellent Maroto art in service of a murky and confusing story whose end was obvious on page one, while I enjoyed "The Wedding Ring," especially for Grandenetti's art, but the end was a giant "what the heck?" especially the big grasshopper that the ladies appear to be worshiping.
Sanjulian |
"The Brain of Frankenstein"★★★1/2
Story by Fred Ott
Art by Mike Ploog
"The Once Powerful Prince"★★1/2
Story by Steve Skeates
Art by Jaime Brocal
"The Paradise Tree"★★★
Story & Art by Esteban Maroto
"Deathfall"★1/2
Story & Art by Sanho Kim
"The Prodigy Son"★★★
Story by Don Glut
Art by Jose Bea
"Pity the Grave Digger!"★★★1/2
Story by Buddy Saunders
Art by Rafael Auraleon
Dr. Christian Frankenstein is at a party at the home of Lady Harcourt in London. It may be 1845, but the lady has not tired of hearing stories like those told by Mary Shelley so, at her invitation, Dr. Frankenstein launches into the tale of "The Brain of Frankenstein." It seems his father's creation killed his father and fled. Christian has preserved his father's brain and implants it in a newly sewn-together body, with results that are predictable (confused rampage) and unpredictable (anemia that causes a desire for blood). Meanwhile, Christian's friend, Dr. Hans Kemmer, hates his father and vows to kill the monster he has become.
The monster kills some folks and drains their blood. Hans shoots the monster, but only hits him in the shoulder. Christian transplants Kemmer's brain into the monster's body and villagers shoot and kill the creature, not knowing it is animated by Kemmer's brain. His story successfully concluded, Dr. Christian Frankenstein welcomes new guest Dr. Kemmer, who displays stitches on his forehead from a "minor operation."
Mike Ploog really comes into his own with this story, which is an utterly charming mashup of favorite Warren themes. I guess the brain in Kemmer's body is that of the original Dr. Frankenstein? Not bad. A nice tale of revenge that is really an excuse to revive the monster and send him on a rampage, the only false note in the whole thing is the unnecessary addition of vampiric tendencies in our favorite lumbering behemoth. Other than that, "The Brain of Frankenstein" is just about perfect.
Before he turned into a giant creature bent on destruction (see Eerie #37), "The Once Powerful Prince" Targo had another adventure. He came ashore to visit his friend John, a scientist, asking to borrow his submarine and a frogman suit. Targo headed for the undersea kingdom of Manaii to ask his father, the king, for another magic ring that lets him breathe underwater and command fish. The king obliges and Targo sets out to get his old ring back.
"The Once Powerful Prince" |
I guess Steve Skeates thought he had a good thing in the character of Prince Targo, who was last seen about to wreak havoc on mankind. Perhaps that's why, instead of continuing the last story, which ended on a cliffhanger, he decided to write this one, which takes place prior to the last story. It's a breezy read and Brocal's art is, as always, above average, but Prince Targo himself is still not a very well developed character.
Dax is a moron! |
"The Paradise Tree" is more enjoyable than the first Dax adventure, and Maroto's art is beyond reproach, especially the gorgeous Astartea. There is an unintentionally funny half page that is supposed to represent Dax and Astartea making love, which is represented by cavorting unicorns, a mermaid, etc. I think Dax is a dolt for breaking that censer. Why not stay with Astartea? It's not as if his life as a wandering barbarian is so hot.
One of the more effective sequences from "Deathfall" |
Ten pages of "Deathfall," Sanho Kim's experimental gobbledegook, shows that Kim was not afraid to take chances, but his skills as an artist don't match his ideas. The page layout is interesting, and certainly shows a heavy Eisner influence, but the concluding dialogue ends with a thud and the last page and a half consists of black panels and jagged word balloons. At least it's a quick read.
Howard Canelly is "The Prodigy Son," an exhibit in a freak show. He has a small twin growing backward out of his chest and it is displayed for the amusement and disgust of crowds. A beautiful woman named Brenda falls for Howard's handsome face and marries him, thinking the twin is just a carnival trick, but when she discovers it's real on their wedding night she is repelled. She soon begins to cheat on Howard, who catches her in the act and murders her lover. Unfortunately for Howard, his gruesome twin, Theodore, chooses that moment to eat his way out of Howard's body, leaving Howard dead and Theodore crawling toward Brenda, a look of love in his eyes!
"The Prodigy Son" |
Busy interring a fresh corpse in the small village cemetery of Middlemist, 18th century caretaker Elias Elger is frightened by a bat. His assistant, Hough Callicott, wonders why a man who has spent his life digging graves would be shaken by such a small thing, so Elger tells a tale. "Pity the Grave Digger!" As a younger man, the caretaker had to drive a stake through the heart of a vampire. Some time later, grave robbers broke in and unearthed the corpse of another vampire; Elger had to chase them off and then re-stake the fiend. But those experiences paled next to the worst of all, which happened when the caretaker found that hideous little somethings were devouring freshly buried corpses. Elger dynamited a crypt and nearly wiped out the tiny fiends, but two escaped in the form of bats and he's been wary of the flying rodents ever since. Three years pass and, one night, Hough hears a scream and rushes to the aid of his old mentor, only to find that bats are changing into tiny ghouls and consuming the body of the poor old man!
Whew! Why do the best stories so often show up in the back of the Warren mags, after pages and pages of ads for Prince Valiant reprints and 8 mm horror flicks? "Pity the Grave Digger!" may be only six pages long, but it packs a lot of Gothic horror into a short space. In an issue with standout illos by Ploog, Maroto, and Bea, I liked the graphics by Auraleon best of all. Maybe it's the setting, in an old cemetery, and maybe it's the way he draws vampires, old caretakers, and tiny ghouls, but I thought this story was the best of a darn good issue of Eerie!-Jack
"Pity the Grave Digger!" |
The Targo tale is confusing until you read the box at the bottom of the splash that says something along the lines of "We have no idea how we're going to bring back Targo as anything but a giant monster so in the meantime, here's another adventure featuring Young Targo of the Pacific!" Call me a nut, but I enjoyed this chapter even more than the last. Sure, it's a semi-sorta Kid Namor strip, but there's a good reason for that. According to a piece published in Back Issue #118, Steve Skeates had taken plots he'd written for Aquaman and rebooted them for the first two Targo stories. That climax would make Mike Fleisher proud!
Maroto continues to illustrate Dax magnificently but provides a weak plot and a rushed climax that leaves a lot unanswered. What I find interesting is that Maroto makes his lead character flawed and impulsive; Astartea sure didn't ask the barbarian to bust her incense burner, did she? "Deathfall" reminds me of the 1950s coffee houses where beatniks would just mutter stream of consciousness babble. The art is ugly but I'll admit that Kim does have a flair for panel experimentation. "The Prodigy Son" is certainly Don Glut's most mature script for Warren (there are no boobies); there's a problematic finish (how did Theodore get so big so quickly and how much of his brother did he eat?), but "The Prodigy Son" could be compared favorably to the work of David Cronenberg. And no, I'm not drinking right now. "Pity the Grave Digger!" brings to close a strong issue of Eerie. Not sure what these little vampires are supposed to be ("d'oh, little vampires, you dolt," I can hear you say), but the story reeks of atmosphere and Auraleon is fast becoming one of Warren's prime artists.
Sanjulian |
"Cross of Blood" ★★
Story by Doug Moench
Art by Esteban Maroto
"Behold the Cybernite!" ★★★
Story by Richard Margopoulos
Art by Tom Sutton
"On the Ninth Day of Satan" ★
Story by Kevin Pagan
Art by Felix Mas
"I, Invisible" ★★1/2
Story & Art by Jose Bea
"Spellbound" ★1/2
Story by Lynn Marron
Art by Luis Garcia
"Night Watch" ★1/2
Story by E.A. Fedory
Art by Jorge Galvez
"Friedhelm the Magnificent" ★★1/2
Story by Greg Potter
Art by Richard Corben
"Cross of Blood" |
"Cross of Blood" comes weighed down by a typical Doug Moench script in that, at several points, it's hard to make heads or tails of what's going on. Who is Lalena and why does she betray him? And why does Tovarr insist that the blood cross on the wall is the sustenance that will keep him alive? I had to re-read the last page to make sure Lalena hadn't put his bottle of blood in the room behind the door but no... it still makes no sense. Then you throw in Moench's obvious love for flowery prose (Ironic that I should realize the true power of religion only after my death... God and Satan still waged awesome battle through pawn-like vessels of living and dead flesh...) and. half way through the story, I've given up the will to live. Maroto's artwork and his skilled manipulation of the panels at least makes "Cross of Blood" a visual delight.
"Behold the Cybernite!" |
"The Ninth Day of Satan" |
John Corben travels to the village of Weltham, looking for his love, Lesley, but what he finds is a town obsessed with Satan. He is greeted upon exiting his coach by a man named Cerberus (wink wink), who explains that Weltham is in the grip of terror, for tomorrow is "The Ninth Day of Satan," and legend has it the town will be reduced to ashes. Can John Corben get to the bottom of this devilish mess and save his beloved Lesley? It's a deadly dull Gothic that never seems to end and contains all sorts of cliches and flowery dialogue. I'm not enamored with the Felix Mas art in this story, either, so the whole thing is a waste of paper.
"I, Invisible" |
"Spellbound" |
A group of guys down at the old mill, working the "Night Watch," hunt and kill bats to stave off boredom. When one of the men enters a closed off room in the mill tower, he unwittingly walks into the den of a... vampire! "Night Watch" is a real dud, with an unfocused plot and dreadful writing ("From the look of his eyes, I'd say he died a frightening death!"); the art by Galvez is passable but his vampires are anything but frightening. They actually look more like old comedians.
"Friedhelm the Magnificent" |
Corben is back at last! Anything the artist contributes graphics to becomes immediately more readable, even a half-baked devil's pact script like Greg Potter's "Friedhelm the Magnificent" (which borrows a bit from EC's "Dig That Cat... He's Real Gone!"). Friedhelm is the cliched sumbitch who loves no one but himself and uses and discards anyone he needs to advance his celebrity. But, oddly enough, like the lead character in the aforementioned "Dig That Cat...," he doesn't seem to be much of a businessman, despite the fact that it's mentioned that Friedhelm is "a super-star of international acclaim." Literally defying death with every leap, you'd think the guy would have his own TV specials (a la Evel Knievel) rather than living out of a carnival tent. Corben's at his best when he deals with ugly people and Friedhelm is one ugly dude. High forehead, a chin that would make Jay Leno proud, and steely eyes. Corben's climactic panel of Satan is a winner as well.-Peter
Jack-This is a below average issue of Creepy. I gave highest marks to "Cross of Blood" due to Maroto's art, but Moench's story is a compendium of vampire cliches that fizzles at the end. "Behold the Cybernite" is ironic and entertaining, but Sutton is looking more and more like an outlier as the Warren mags are taken over by artists from abroad. "On the Ninth Day of Satan" is awfully plodding for a story with such an intriguing premise, while "I, Invisible" seems like a showcase for Jose Bea's ability to depict human anatomy and includes unintentional humor. I like the density of the Mozos art in "Spellbound" but can't get interested in the story, while "Night Watch" makes me cry "enough vampires already!" I never thought I'd be missing werewolves. Corben's weirdness on "Friedhelm" is refreshing but his panels go back and forth between delightful and amateurish and the story's conclusion is dumb.
"Friedhelm the Magnificent" |
Vampirella 17 |
Vampirella 17 |
Vampirella 17 |
Eerie 40 |
Eerie 40 |
Creepy 46 |
Creepy 46 |
"Tomb of the Gods" is the start of a series that will run for the next 4-5 issues or so of Vampirella and is actually reprints of stories Maroto had originally done in Europe. Most are as nonsensical plot-wise as this story was, although we do get some nice and very surreal Maroto artwork, especially in issue 20's story. My recollection was the series was quite unpopular so they just stopped it after a while. Garcia continues to impress considerably with "Death in the Shadows", alas for a very weak story. Overall, aside from "A Man's World" which has slightly weaker than usual art from Bea, this is an issue with stark contrasts, some very good art but some very lackluster stories.
ReplyDeleteThe Brain of Frankenstein reminds me a bit of the Frankenstein Book II series in Skywald, which was fairly good at first (being handled by Tom Sutton) and also involved Victor Frankenstein being resurrected within the monster itself. "Impulsive" is the perfect words to describe Dax. Expect to see more such behavior from him in future stories. "Pity the Gravedigger" is another great effort from Auraleon, and a sad reminder that despite him working for Warren for another 10+ years, his art will never look better than it does right now. I'm not particularly a fan of Targos or the Sanho Kim story, but otherwise a strong issue of Eerie.
"Cross of Blood" comes off much more like a Skywald vampire story to me than the typical Warren vampire story; kinda fitting since plenty of art from this story will be swiped by Jesus Martin Sauri for the story "My Flesh Crawls" late in Skywald's run. Rich Margopoulos has a pretty strong debut, and will do some good work for Warren for a while, especially those Poe adaptions, although he is the writer that I recall above any other who does some extremely mediocre work for Warren in its final years, especially in Eerie. That is still many years off though. "I Invisible" is the type of story that has a simple premise and an unsurprising ending, but Jose Bea's artwork is just so out of this world bizarre that it elevates it considerably. No other Warren artist can pull off things as strangely as he can. "Spellbound" I've always been fond of due to Garcia's great artwork on it; it was the first story I can recall reading from him. Warren's fantasy stories don't do much for me either when lesser artists are handling them, but I'm on board if we have someone with the talent of Garcia or Maroto doing them. Very happy to see Corben return as well!
If you had any doubts Archie is no longer here, after reading Pendragon 's clumsy recap in Vampirella they will be gone. How not to write comics. TCB has arrived. The story is at least 5 pages too long, and do the characters never shut up?
ReplyDeleteMcGregor's statement is good fun. When I read his stuff, Bierce is the first writer which comes to mind. Right. At least the guys had a big ego.
I may have read Corben's "Friedhelm the Magnificient" a dozen times over the years, and I never understood the ending. Also it is terribly overwritten. How often does the text kills the art? Maybe Warren's writers were indeed paid by the word.
Thanks, guys! I get such a kick out of the profiles and the explanations from the writers.
ReplyDeleteI really can't say enough about Eerie # 40, and only partly because it was my first Warren magazine.
ReplyDelete"The Prodigy Son" really terrified me. About my only complaint is that first picture of the circus strongman in the final scene. He's given an accidentally funny sort of square-jawed look, almost right out of a COMEDY comic.
It took me a long while to know Medieval mythology outside of King Arthur, and then I realized that "The Paradise Tree" is partly inspired by the "Tannhauser" myth.
And "Deathfall" is the first place I heard the famous "Chuang Tzu dreamed he was a butterfly" story.
I thought it was a good issue too!
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